The cake game

[Dumbfish1]

I beat caboose to death with his own skull.

I hide the cake in the heart of the sun

 

[Sam G]

I send my girlfriend in to get it.

I then send my girlfriend, along with the cake, to the end of the universe.

 

[Crayzor]

I'm there waiting for her and persuade her to give it to me after explaining to her what an awful boyfriend she has for sending her to the end of the universe.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I turn into a ninja, smoke fills the air. a breeze comes in, blows the smoke away, but the cake is already gone.

3 blocks away, I turn back into a pirate, cake in hand.

 

[Azraellod]

i smash the pokeball open with a mallet.
i get you drunk by offering you rum until you can no longer resist my attempts to steal the cake and run.

i nail the cake to the back of your head.

 

[Dumbfish1]

After running round in circles for a bit I realize I getting nowhere and sit down.

I have the cake, although it's stuck to the back of my head

 

[Dumbfish1]

I bring along the hypno-toad. You quickly hand over the cake and let me in the bathroom, and you charge out.

I lock the bathroom door, which NO ONE can enter.

 

[Azraellod]

i enter through the window and steal the cake from you by threatening you with a gun.

i place the cake in a secret nuclear bunker. [http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/multimedia/archive/01211/2712signs5_1211111i.jpg]

 

[Sassafrass]

I take the sign out of the ground, hit you with it, therefore giving it a use and take the cake.

I hide the cake in one of 35 suitcases and give you 1 guess to find it.

 

[Sam G]

I guess correctly.

I hide the cake in a yoshi egg.

 

[COR 2000]

Oh, oh, this is a tricky one! Um, uh, okay, I'm guessing... uh... Oh, god this is hard... uh... Suitcase #21!

That's right! congratulations! You win! Here's your cake!

I've never felt so... So honored!
*Tears*

In any case, I throw it in a long-locked thread, never to be seen again....

Edit: Curses! Well, in any case I just eat the egg.

I do the same thing with it, though.

 

[Sassafrass]

Unluckily for you, I like looking at the locked threads so I find it with ease.

I place the cake inside the belly of the Kraken.

 

[Azraellod]

i rip the kraken apart with my giant penguin, and take the cake.

i place the cake inside a nuclear power plant, in with all the waste radioactive materials.

 

[COR 2000]

I switch to Fundie-mode, effectively sealing my brain off from anything new. I then run in and take the cake.

I have Alex Mercer consume it.

 

[Jaywebbs]

I take off the Alex Mercer costume.

I have the cake!

 

[Sassafrass]

Seeing as you did nothing with the cake, I just take it from you.

I place the cake in a pit filled with zombie sheep and lasers.

 

[Sam G]

I send my laser sheep-mounted zombies in to get it.

I then throw the cake with all my might off Pegasus' castle into the forest below.

 

[Azraellod]

i sprout wings and fly to catch it before it reaches the forest.

i paint the cake green and place it among the long grass.

 

[Sam G]

I paint the grass blue, causing the cake to stick out like a sore thumb.

I place the cake in the field of asphodel.

 

[Azraellod]

i place a toxin into the soil, making all the asphodel die so i can locate the cake.

i place the cake in a vault that requires the code to destroy the world to be entered in order to open.