The cake game

[Sam G]

I send my tonberry army down to get it.

Only one returns alive...
He then guts me like a fish and runs off with the cake.
(And before you say it, NO THE HELL YOU'RE NOT THE TONBERRY)

 

[Sam G]

I cut him in half with a gunblade, then hop on the ole Doomtrain and ride away while singing a song about how much I love trains.

 

[Sam G]

I put a gun against Hironobu Sakaguchi's head and threaten to kill him unless the Final Fantasy references stop. I then throw him at Yu Yevon, grab the cake and flee in a Metal Gear.

 

[Sassafrass]

I destroy the Metal Gear with Stinger missiles and retrieve the cake.

I then run off to Besaid Island with teh cake..

[sup]FFX reference[/sup]

 

[Sam G]

That's it! Hironobu dies!
I kill the beloved creator of the Final Fantasy series.
I then ride on Godzilla's back and lazor-blast Besaid out of existence, sending the cake drifting to the bottom of the ocean.

 

[TheSentinel]

I prepare a scuba rescue of the cake.

I place the cake in the middle of a KKK rally.

 

[Sassafrass]

Thankfully, I kill them all to receive the cake.

I then take the cake and hide it inside Sin.
[sup]FFX[/sup]

 

[Sam G]

I send Samuel L. Jackson down to kick Sin's ass with his bare hands, then he retrieves the cake and flies off into space with it.

 

[Sassafrass]

I just stand there and watch...obviously, seeing as I am a FF fan.

[sup]Even though I don't like X-2, but hey, thats just me.[/sup]

 

[Sam G]

I grab Nobuo Uematsu and wring his neck. That's how far I'll go to stop this from becoming the "Final Fantasy Reference Thread".

 

[Sassafrass]

Just for shits and giggles, I run up Vegnagun and steal the cake.

I then place the cake at Operation: Mi'iheen.[sp, Naturalized?]

 

[Sassafrass]

Ah, Macalania...what a beautiful place.

Anyway, back to cake. I fight my way to the cake and take it back.

I place it under the watchful eye of Anima.

 

[Sassafrass]

I try and fail to take on his Anima which proceeds to play conkers with peoples corpses.

Somehow, I don't get sent, I receive the cake and return it to Yevon and Maester Mika.

 

[Sassafrass]

...BUH?

I ask Wakka to get it for me. I think they got married in X-2.

I then place the cake under the protection of the LeBlanc Syndicate.

[sup]So it's mine for, what...5 minutes at max?[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

Ah.. here's a problem...I actually like the Gullwings...

I join them, find the cake and then quickly leave so they don't notice (and before Yuna, Rikku and Paine go vicious on my ass)

I then hide the cake here.

Just thought that the Farplane deserved a pic, not just a mention.

 

[Sassafrass]

[sup]Thank God for the Final Fantasy wiki.[/sup]

I charge her throne room with Dark Bahamut. I think we all know what happens now.

I leave the cake with Dark Bahamut.

 

[Sassafrass]

[sup]WTF? I had problems with Dark Valefor...as in I died after roughly 6 turns.[/sup]

I rush in quickly and take the came before Rydia summons Odin.

I now place the cake in the trunk of a shoopuf.

 

[Sassafrass]

[sup]Nah..It's just on my first play through, I was just rushing everything really. But now I own it instead of being lent it, I have all the time in the world..and I'll need it as well.[/sup]

Anyway, back to Mt Gagazet.

I am very good friends with the Ronso and they simply hand me the cake.

I then hide the cake in Bikanel Desert.

 

[Sassafrass]

TO THE FF WIKIA!!!!

Right, I pry open his pod to find...nothing except the cake.

I then give the cake to your super Yuna and you CAN'T let her hand it over.

[sup]Thanks for the tip. Now just need to get a good blitz team up and running.[/sup]

 

[Sassafrass]

[sup]Yeah, I get that feeling, like today when I was doing the Crystal Cup. They always got the ball on Blitzoff. I won, but only thanks to a Jecht shot and a Venom Shot.[/sup]

I infiltrate the castle and snatch the cake.

I now place the cake in Mideel.