The cake game

[Azraellod]

...huh. The cake seems to be in this skull [http://www.3dscience.com/img/Products/3D_Models/Human_Anatomy/Skeletal/Human_Skull/3D_model_anat_skull_web1.jpg] I took from someone.

I store the skull in a magical cabinet... oh, and I lock the door to it.

 

[Sam G]

I hack the cabinet to bits with an axe.

I then put it through a wood chipper, granulate the chips, and snort them. I take the cake on a trip through maaaagical tiiiime and spaaaaace...

 

[dalek sec]

Using my travel machine I take the cake away from you.

I place the cake inside a nuclear sub.

 

[Ethereal.Frog]

I use a carefully constructed plan to infiltrate your sub, exterminating every member of the crew one at a time. I take the cake.

 

[Ramthundar]

I go up to you and back-hand you. You drop the cake and I quickly grab it and run.

I then run into a Self-running Fallout center, while releasing the zombie virus into the air. As I slam the doors shut, the area begins to fill with the undead as they try to get into my strong-hold.

 

[dalek sec]

Smashing through the undead ranks with my beam weapon and sucker arm I manage to break in, ruin your fallout center and take the cake.

I now place the cake in vault 101 from Fallout 3.

 

[terribleyetfun]

I simply walk up to the cake and pick it up taking it away whilst whistling a jaunty tune

I throw the cake into a lock box which I stash in a bank which I hide in a pocket dimension who's portal I destroy so no one can get in.

 

[Sam G]

I smash his head open with a concrete slab, and take the cake.

I wipe the blood off it, and send to a distant future where robots rule...

 

[Pm0n3y]

Being a android finally has it's benefits, as i walk up to a fellow robot and simply ask for the cake.

I throw the cake into a time paradox.

 

[Sam G]

I eat the paradox, and vomit up the cake.

I leap 3000 metres into the air, then pull out a sniper rifle and request that people try to get the cake, and see where it gets them.

 

[PixelKing]

I use a shield then punch you to death.

I take the cake and hide it in a pile of dog shit.

 

[Sam G]

I send my baby brother in to fish the cake out.

I then grab him and throw him over a mountain, still holding the cake.

 

[Sassafrass]

I glide down and take the cake from him and svae him as well.

I leave the cake in a lions den.

 

[COR 2000]

I walk into the den, hug the lion, make it a sargeant in the PCA, and take the cake.

I then hide it in Vault 0 from the Fallout universe.

 

[dalek sec]

I storm the Vault with ease and take the cake.

I then hide the cake inside the heart of the TARDIS.

 

[Sassafrass]

I look into the heart of the TRADIS and see the cake. I then grab said cake. I somehow don't become crazy.

I take the cake and place it somewhere on my person.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

I decapitate your person with a chainsaw and take the cake.

I eat the cake.

 

[Sassafrass]

I somehow have a head, kill you before you properly ingest the cake and retrieve from your stomach.

I now proceed to hid it somewhere near by.

[sup]Is it over to the west?....Or over to the north?[/sup]

No, it's here.

 

[Malevolent Stranger]

I use True Seeing, take the cake, and re-decapitate you.

I bury the cake under mountians of magma.

 

[PixelKing]

I get fire lords to throw me it.

I throw the cake into hell.