The cake game

[dalek sec]

I go to hell and take the cake back!

I place the cake inside Rivet City.

 

[Sassafrass]

I get C.J to steal it for me.

I place the cake in the Time Vortex.

 

[Sam G]

I eat this Time Vortex as well, then book into a surgery and have them remove the cake.

I place the cake inside a Pyramid Head's hat. He's still wearing it.

 

[Dumbfish1]

It was me disguised as a pyramid head all along.

I haven'tthe cake on my head.

 

[Sassafrass]

Seeing as the cake isn't on your head, I just grab it from you.

I now place the cake inside a bomb which explodes in 5 seconds.

 

[Dumbfish1]

I grab it in four, then severely burn my back as I escape.

I hold the cake over a cliffrichard

 

[COR 2000]

I climb up the cliff, then yoink it out of your hands.

I hide it in a Tiberium crystal field, which means death for anyone who steps into it and also poisons the cake itself.

 

[Sam G]

I send a robot in to get it, then I lick the poisoned bits off.

I dissolve the cake in acid.

 

[OddOzZy666]

I bake a new cake

I have the cake

 

[Sam G]

I throw acid at you, then steal your cake.

Who has the cake? Me!

 

[BlackJack47]

"Look over there Sam G, another more tasty cake!"

As you turn I tie the cake to my car and then drive off

 

[Sassafrass]

I've tied your rear axle to a bollard so when you pull off, it rips the axle off. I then go to the wreck, KO you and take the cake.

I place the cake in a cupboard which is locked by a padlock.

[sup]Code is 4219.[/sup]

 

[Azraellod]

[sup]Code is 4219.[/sup]

Really don't care. I smash the cupboard open with a sledgehammer.

I hide the cake in a line of letters.

[sup]gjybyretherindyanthoroplologisticalismarteneduptotheintroductionofthecakesoccietyofpointlessnessthattalksaboutnothinginparticular[/sup]

 

[Pm0n3y]

gjybyretherindyanthoroplologisticalismarteneduptotheintroductionofthecakesoccietyofpointlessnessthattalksaboutnothinginparticular

Found it

I throw it into the middle of a football game

 

[Ramthundar]

I ask my brother to run in and get it. He then grabs it right before being dog-piled by the whole team, and even with broken bones and spine, he will comically lift it out of the pile for me to grab.

I now take that cake and hide it in one of the comments on a Million-Hit You-tube video.
Suffer as you search each and every horrible spelled and idiot-filled post!

 

[Azraellod]

Well, that's effectively destroyed that cake. I construct a new one out of nuclear materials.

I place the new and highly dangerous cake in a lead safe, then forget the combination.

 

[Sassafrass]

I headbutt the safe in anger as I can't open it. It cracks open. I now have the cake and a very sore head.

I place the cake in the corner, next to the greased up deaf guy.

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

I distract frank with a picture of pararaptor's avatar, which he sees is himself, and has a paradox, causing his brain to explode. I then send a probe in to get me the cake


I put the cake on a plane flying to Cuba

 

[Sven und EIN HUND]

I'm the ninja, I take the cake out of the fridge


I put it on top of the tallest peak in the Andes

 

[dalek sec]

I fly up and take the cake from the tip of the mountain.

I then place the cake in R'lyeh.