The cake game

[Tiny116]

NOM NOM
*The zombified Tiny Bites CA's face*
(damn that 7ft Masamune)

*Tiny is a Zombie now, he cares little for the cake as it falls*

NOM NOM NOM

{catch}

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

Original Rex exits pokecenter.

"What did I miss?"

*Reads last pages*

*Calls in a favor from munchlax. Munchlax eats the cake*

 

[Fury Is Me.]

*A small little flame ingites in the middle of the Fortress then starts to collapse in on itself but then explodes into a huge flame the same size as the castle. The flames disperse as quickly as they came and I walk out from where its center once stood." RAAAAGHH!!! You're all turning into very big pests! *Shoots hands backwards and millions of small energy strings shoot out. After 10 seconds, my hundreds of puppets return to me.* We will storm your pathetic fortress and take that cake by anymeans necessary! Charge! *Me and my puppet army all take one step back and get in a battle position, weapons raised, all at once like one osinggle organism, then we leap forward! In speeds too quick to see with the naked eye, we appear on the other end of the fortress, weapons behind us like they'd been swung. The fortress crumbles apart from hundreds of clean sword cuts. As the fortress crumbles to the ground, I shoot out and stab Snorlax, and he pops, the cake flies out and i grab it.* Now i'll just settle this! *I eat the entire cake at once.*

 

[Tiny116]

NOM NOM
*A flaming Zombie Tiny Devours Dispelga's stomach...*
NOM NOM
*Cake falls out*
NOM NOM
*Brains taste as good as cake when you are a Zombie*
NOM NOM
[sub] *Revenge is sweet* [/sub]

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I make Aeris heal me. "I thought i killed you!" Cuts tiny in half horizontally in one quick swipe, then cuts the body in half vertically, all in barely .75 seconds. Tiny fals to the ground in quarters and i take the cake back. "I have the cake! Come and get it!"

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

*Fires Hyperbeam at increasingly annoying Aeris, while Squritle (the really cool one with the sunglasses)uses watergun to douse the flames surounding you. Kadabra (because I forgot the third evloution, or if there even is one) convinces you hand over the cake.*

 

[CounterAttack]

I fire the OverPowered Phail-Cannon at dispelga.

Then I beat Rex in a Pokemon battle, thanks to my Zapdos, Gyarados and Absol. I take the cake as my prize and Fly away to my Secret Base.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

(Sex Rex, evolve of kadabra is alakazam.)

I use a Pheonix Down on Aeris then follow Counter to his Secret Base. I find him and beat him in a pokemon battle thanks tomy beastly Arceus, Rayquaza, Lugia, Ho-Oh, Mew-Two, and Dialga. I take the cake.

 

[CounterAttack]

I fire the Over-Powered Phail-Cannon at dispelga, again. His Pokemon are replaced with ones that would result in a fairer fight, and I beat him through elemental advantage. I take the cake and hide it in the Kingdom of Loathing.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I am the KING of the Kingdom of Loathing! *Orders a decree that all cakes in the land belong to the king and must be presented to him. Counter has no choice but to comply due to the fact that he hid the cake in the kingdom, lest he face execution.*

 

[CounterAttack]

I rescue the original king, Ralph XI, and prove you to be an usurper to the throne! Ralph XI grants me the cake, which I hide in my Secret Tropical Island Volcano Lair (Seal Clubber).

 

[Code Monkey]

I bribe your guards, and they give me the cake. I hide it in a crater on the moon.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

That's no moon, it's the Death Star! After the death star blows up, the cake gets hurled into outer space, and is lost forever! So I bake another cake.

 

[CounterAttack]

I steal the cake before you can pull it out of the oven and hide it in a box of imitation cake.

 

[Blasphemous Rex]

I play a bunch of mini-games that lead me to the correct cake.

 

[The Heik]

I set a bunch of zombie hamsters upon you, take the cake, mix it together with some extra-bean chili (mmmmmm chili cake), eat it, then fart it out once it's digested.

Now no one wants the cake.

 

[MattZero]

I use my demonic alliances to turn back time and steal the cake before you have a chance to zombify the hamsters.

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I ram through you both with my Masamune, after i breakthrough a wall with the same ram, and steal the cake and hide it on Xirumdion, A Planet of my own making outside the universe.

 

[The Heik]

I ram through you both with my Masamune, after i breakthrough a wall with the same ram, and steal the cake and hide it on Xirumdion, A Planet of my own making outside the universe.

I follow you to the planet using my awesome ninja skills, then steal the cake while you're not looking. I hide the cake inside this thread's first post.

Infinite Loops FTW!!!!!!!

 

[Fury Is Me.]

I transform myself into data and link myself to this thread's first page and steal the cake back.