The "Complain About Minor Inconveniences" Topic

[mionic]

Minutes later I got sneak attacked by a spider, I think it fell from the ceiling. I'm not scared of spiders but I was surprised so I again flapped like a lunatic.

Excuse me while this arachnophobic right here sits in the corner of his room screaming and flailing with an umbrella for a couple of minutes.

OT: Everywhere I can get ramen is closed at night, I am thus always out of ramen at night, and I am always in the damn mood for Darwin be damned ramen at night!

 

[AnarchistFish]

People walking too slowly?

Oh FFS, get the hell out of the way people! And then they stop in the middle of the god damned hallway to talk on their cellphone, or in the middle of the isle to read product labels on the shelves. You're a detriment to society! Some of us are on a schedule, have longer legs or prefer efficiency in our lives. It's not to hard to take one god damned tiny little step to the side and let people by you. But no, being to close to the walls causes great stress, or some bullshit answer.

Just had to deal with several airports over the weekend and had to deal with this shit.

It's worse when there's several of them and they're walking in a synchronised row with just enough space between them that you just about can't squeeze through them.

OT: All the comments in any thread about dubstep on this site. Every time I see a thread title on the topic I think "Oh fuck, here we go again".

 

[gertmenkel]

Dog poop. Sidewalk. That's all I have to say.

 

[Orcus The Ultimate]

I'm Pissed about the Forum's Health Meter... it needs to be way longer.

 

[AnarchistFish]

People who press the stop button on the bus just as its pulling away from the previous bus stop.

Lol what's wrong with that?

Actually that reminds me of something that really pisses me off. When people press the button at traffic lights to cross the road, and then cross the road before the light goes red. So then all the traffic has to stop for absolutely no one to cross. God I fucking hate it when people do that.

 

[Able Seacat]

People who chew too loud.

Spoiler

It's well known that people who chew too loud will be crushed by heavy falling objects.

 

[Able Seacat]

the dipshit who dropped litter on the ground 10 feet from a rubbish bin

Definitely, that really gets on my nerves, it's soooo bloody lazy and disrespectful.

 

[Soxafloppin]

Ever get those packets of ham from Tesco? They say "peel here" acting all inviting but it its completely STUCK DOWN, how the fuck am I supposed to peel that? Why didn't you leave me a little flap to grab hold off?

 

[Amethyst Wind]

Traffic lights don't have any blue! Blue is a colour I like better than red/yellow/green. Why is there no blue?

 

[Jedamethis]

Fucking weather man. Needs to get it's shit together and stop being so bloody indecisive. Rain or Sun! Pick! Fuck's sake!

 

[The_Waspman]

people who get on escalators and then stop. They're still stairs, goddammit. Move your lazy ass.

This. Oh so fucking much this. Most specifically when they get off at the top of the escalator and just stand there. People behind you, moron, get out of the fucking way. As an extension, the fact that I seem to be the only mother fucker where I live who has any fucking sense of spatial awareness. Why is it that everyone else seems to be completely unaware of anything that isn't in the six foot space directly in front of them?

Buggies. Mother fucking baby buggies. Here's a hint, why not try carrying your child, because from the looks of things you could certainly use the fucking exercise, instead of pushing them around in a pushchair the same size as a mother fucking tank. Oh wait, whats that? You're too busy chatting with your chavvy mates in fucking doorways to hear me?

GTFO.

/rant

 

[Sacman]

My skin is all dry... it makes my scalp flake... but I don't want to wash my hair everyday... and I don't want to wear my hair up... so it looks like I'm stuck with flakes in my hair...<.<

 

[Lionsfan]

That I can't watch the next season of Futurama on netflix as it's put on the air instead of having to wait until the end of the season.

The fact that my dog won't listen to me and stay off the bed!

And the knowledge that as soon as I finish getting dressed and typing out this post I must feed all the animals and go out to get dinner. I don't want to. I want to go back to sleep.

I don't think you're missing any anything. Which is my first world problem; that after a 8 year gap, the new Futurama just isn't that good

 

[Jolly Co-operator]

There aren't any nearby locations to buy decent quantities of sardines. Enough with the dinky, overpriced 1-serving tins Hy-Vee, I'm looking to bulk buy.

Almost every time I buy a bag of baby carrots, half of them are covered in black spots and streaks, and are just generally filthy. I wouldn't mind if they just looked gross, but these gross looking ones also tend to be unpleasantly bitter. If they're going to print "cut and washed" on the bag, they had better be washed, damn it!

The fact that Sony has barely put any PS2 classics up on PSN. It's not like they have a shortage of titles to work with.

EDIT: Oh, and I may as well tell the people here what I tell my friends in real life: If you dare to mock the delicious fishy nuggets known as sardines, then my pal Valvatorez and I are going to have to mess you up a bit.

 

[TheFunPolice]

I strongly dislike the current price of Cherries today...TOO MUCH, MAN! TOO, DAMN MUCH!

I also find peeling Oranges to be incredibly boring and pointless, I JUST WANT TO EAT! WHY DOES SO MUCH EFFORT HAVE TO BE USED JUST TO ENJOY SUCH A SIMPLE FRUIT?!?! (I have really short fingernails..)

So yeah...I don't really have many problems...

 

[AndyRock]

Not having enough money to live in Sheffield for the summer even though I'm already paying rent on a property, so I have to live at home with my parents, I really should just go and get a job (if it were that easy).

 

[Cheery Lunatic]

-The number of people (well specifically Escapists) hating on TAS who haven't even SEEN it has been a bit annoying. Or, if they dislike it, which is okay, they treat it like their opinion is the ONLY "right" one.

-My teeth have been really sensitive lately which SUCKS since I've been craving sweet things like mad. I can't even eat a couple of Skittles without my teeth protesting.

-I hit my shin trying to prevent my glutton dog from eating choclate. MY SHIN. IT HURTS.

-I will probably never be able to access my Steam (or any of my games on there) or at least not in the foreseeable future. Needless to say, I'm a little peeved.

 

[klaynexas3]

Gamestop man. I found a used 3DS a few weeks ago on their website for $130.00. Then, while I was in Florida, I found some for $140.00. I come back, it's now $150.00. What the crap Gamestop? I want to buy one, but only $20.00 less for a used system seems like some shit to me.

Also, when my parents tell me to stop playing video games and tell me to do something more productive, but they name watching TV as being more productive. I have used my brain more playing Mario than I have watching most TV today.

With the small amount of the show that I've seen, maybe it isn't as bad, but in the first episode of Game of Thrones, the one thing that I could not stand was the scene where Daenerys is raped by Khal Drogo. In the book, he doesn't rape her, and is portrayed to be gentle with her, and she even consents to their first sexual act. Having him rape her in the show takes away his depth as a character and paints him as another savage. Maybe the show redeems itself later, but that small act took away much of the power the book had over me when that moment came. I have only seen the first episode, so maybe it gets better, and besides that it was alright, but that one act was something I could not stand, as the Khal was more than some simple savage.

 

[Nerexor]

Socks. I hates 'em. First thing I do when I get home is off with the shoes and socks.

Groups of people who walk too slow AND take up the whole sidewalk. I don't much care if you leave room for me to get around you, but when you're meandering around in a group and leaving no room for people with places to go to move around you... *urge to do violence, rising...* Same goes to groups that hang out in doorways, and really large people that stand in front of the exits to buses.

People who make large drive through orders. This is a holdover from my days as a Tim Horton's wage slave. Now repeat after me everyone: Drive through is for fast orders. Not 5 soup and sandwich combos, a dozen donuts and half a dozen coffees. You want that much shit? GET THE FUCK IN THE STORE. Because if you do order that through a drive through, you're making our next ten customers in line pissed at us because of your retarded order.

And humidity. I loathe that gross sticky feeling and constantly having sweat-damp hair. It's so bad that even having my air conditioner/dehumidifying unit on doesn't do much.

And last: Dying in video games, but especially in Arkham City. And especially when Harley Quinn gives the taunting lines... it makes her already irritating voice feel like a drill being bored into my skull.