The corrupt a wish foundation

Kirchhoff42

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So. I had a look over a certain page on TVTropes, and now I'm starting up a classic forum game.

Anyway, the rules are simple. One person gives a wish, the next person corrupts it and then makes a new wish, which is corrupted and replaced by the next person's, etc. etc.
I recognize the irony that I'm asking this, but please try to be brief. A few small caveats to a wish should be fine, but lots of legalese and conditions -- while possibly how you'd actually want to make such a wish -- might bog things down a little much. Corruptions also often work well when they're short and direct about the 'twist.' Just my thoughts, of course: if it's fun, trust your judgment!
Examples from VGMusic's game thread:
"I wish I had a car."


"Granted. It's the car from Stephen King's Christine.
I wish for world peace."


"Granted. World peace is achieved by uniting the world against you.
I wish for the secret of happiness."


"Granted. You are hit by a bus.
I wish for immortality."


So, throwing the first pitch...

I wish every day had an extra hour.
 

Mr.Mattress

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Wish Granted, but now there are less days in a year.

I wish Candle Cove was a real show. (You know, the Creepy Pasta about the Puppet Show only kids can see)
 

HumpinHop

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Granted, but it's on HBO so you have to subscribe to see it. Har-dee-har.

I wish I could draw like a true master but with no effort involved.
 

Cave_Johnson

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Granted, but then you realize the only thing you can draw like a true master is Ponies..

I wish i had a company worth millions.
 

tehfeen83

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Granted, but you go bankrupt within the year, due to not knowing how to run a multi-million company.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.
 

Lazarus Long

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Granted. You now age thrice as rapidly.

I wish for the abilities, resistances, and required secondary powers of Kal-El, the Last Son of Krypton.
 

TheFinalFantasyWolf

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tehfeen said:
Granted, but you go bankrupt within the year, due to not knowing how to run a multi-million company.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.
Wish granted, now your a member of the Cullen family from Twilight XD

I wish I could fly
 

Alex Cowan

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TheFinalFantasyWolf said:
I wish I could fly
Every time you use your power you have to listen to "I Believe I Can Fly". That would put you off pretty quick.

I wish for good health.
 

tehfeen83

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TheFinalFantasyWolf said:
tehfeen said:
Granted, but you go bankrupt within the year, due to not knowing how to run a multi-million company.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.
Wish granted, now your a member of the Cullen family from Twilight XD

I wish I could fly
NOOOOOO! I'll take the rapid aging!
 

Crossborder

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TheFinalFantasyWolf said:
tehfeen said:
Granted, but you go bankrupt within the year, due to not knowing how to run a multi-million company.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.
Wish granted, now your a member of the Cullen family from Twilight XD

I wish I could fly
Wish granted, you can now fly for 3 seconds.

I wish i had a delicous bacon sandwich right in front of me.
 

Lazy Kitty

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Granted, but it's on fire.

I wish I could change reality and fantasy at will without limitations and travel between different realities and fantasies.
 

Jefw

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Lazarus Long said:
Granted. You now age thrice as rapidly.

I wish for the abilities, resistances, and required secondary powers of Kal-El, the Last Son of Krypton.
granted, you are now wanted by every military on the planet.


TheFinalFantasyWolf said:
tehfeen said:
Granted, but you go bankrupt within the year, due to not knowing how to run a multi-million company.

I wish I didn't need to sleep.
Wish granted, now your a member of the Cullen family from Twilight XD

I wish I could fly
Granted, you turn into a beetle.

EDIT: almost forgot.

I wish my desk was made out of diamonds.
 

TheLastSamurai14

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Granted. You now have to buy jet fuel for your permanently attached jetpack.

I wish there was no shame about liking ponies.

EDIT: What do you wish for, Jefw? I must corrupt it.
 

AmrasCalmacil

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This should really be in forum games, a lot of people make that mistake.

Lazarus Long said:
Granted. You now age thrice as rapidly.

I wish for the abilities, resistances, and required secondary powers of Kal-El, the Last Son of Krypton.
Granted.
But you've been moved to a planet with a red sun.

Granted, but you can't take off.

I wish for a kitten.
 

Lazarus Long

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Jefw said:
Lazarus Long said:
I wish for the abilities, resistances, and required secondary powers of Kal-El, the Last Son of Krypton.
granted, you are now wanted by every military on the planet.
Pshaw. Super-Me could handle that by lunch. If they're all armed with Kryptonite, then there are plenty of other worlds to live like a king on.

AmrasCalmacil said:
Granted.
But you've been moved to a planet with a red sun.

I wish for a kitten.
Well. I guess it's time to start raising funding for a space program.

And your kitten is an Arcturian Megakitten. And it's hungry.
 

gabe12301

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AmrasCalmacil said:
This should really be in forum games, a lot of people make that mistake.

Lazarus Long said:
Granted. You now age thrice as rapidly.

I wish for the abilities, resistances, and required secondary powers of Kal-El, the Last Son of Krypton.
Granted.
But you've been moved to a planet with a red sun.

Granted, but you can't take off.

I wish for a kitten.
Granted


I wish for one dollar
 

Nickolai77

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This thread is going to take off...Shouldn't it be in Role-playing?

Granted, but it's a Zimbarbwe dollar.

I wish i could fly