The "Describe a movie in one boring sentence" Game

[Captain Bobbossa]

Iron Man: Guy in metal suit smashes lots of shit whilst having conflicting morals.

Harry Potter: Boy goes to school, but has magic powers.

Twilight: Girl falls in love with shiney bloke, other shiney blokes want to eat her, shiney bloke doesnt want them to eat her.

Jurasic Park: People go to a theme park then get eaten by dinosaurs.

Brave Heart: Mel Gibson happens.

 

[Gauntes]

300: This was Sparta
War of the Worlds: Alien visitors suffer from common cold.
The Day the Earth Stood Still(remake): Kid plays WoW and Keanu Reeves saves wildlife.

 

[CyanLink]

Unrelated but important: The icecream truck has been outside for the past 5 minutes playing the single most annoying song ever... of all time. Any longer and I'm going to smash it in front of all the children while they cry. It's not even the good kind of icecream truck, it's the kind with those disgusting goo bars, GIVE ME A VANILLA CONE OR FUG OFF!!!

OT: Sin City: LA is not a safe place to live.

 

[hittite]

Raiders of the Lost Ark and The Last Crusade- Godwin's Law

 

[Mike Richards]

Hot Fuzz - Man fires his gun in the air and goes 'Aaa'.

Star Trek XI - Old man's trip down memory lane gets serious.

The Dark Knight - Mobster's learn not to hire off Craigs List.

2012 - In two years we're all screwed.

Watchmen - Brawny Smirf declaired benevolent ruler of Mars.

The Incredibles - Man saves his marrage with spandex.

Star Wars Episode IV - Guy almost goes to Tashi Station.

The Matrix - Man gets kicked from server for cheating.

Serenity - No matter what anyone tells you, you can't stop the signal. OR:
WARNING: Fruity-Oaty Bars may be bad for your mental well-being, and the physical well-being of everyone around you.

Take your pick, I've got more.

 

[Snowalker]

while spinning around drinking bear.

Wait a second...
You mean to tell me you can, in fact, drink bear? Damn, I gotta try that sometime.

sorry, made me laugh when I read that.


The Box- the definition of 'mind fuck'.

 

[Coranico]

The Italian Job: British dudes steal shit, ends in a cliffhanger.

The Hurt Locker: Dude defuses bombs n shit, kid dies but doesnt really.

Avatar: Blue people rape animals, then proceed to rape the humans (although not literaly)

Alice in wonderland: Blonde girl falls down brown hole, proceeds to climb back out of hole.

Beauty and the Beast: French chick marries big dog.

Resident evil 1: Millia Jovovich looks behind herself a lot, sees crazy shit.

The Matrix: Black dude unplugs white dude, white dude bangs white chick, white chick and white dude save the world.

Aliens vs Predator: The species that isn't even in the title wins.

Jaws: Shark eats people, people need bigger boat.

Scarface: Tony f**ks Sosa, Sosa returns the favour.

 

[JopperJopJop]

Snakes on a plane: Samuel L Jackson is tired of the motha fuckin snakes on the motha fuckin plane.

 

[Fraught]

Toy Story: Kid buys a new toy.
Bug's Life: Cockroaches attack an ant colony.
Fight Club: Jack has a lot of malfunctioning organs.
The Matrix: Man chooses which pill to take, wakes up.
Up!: Old man visits South Africa without his wife.
Wall-E: New technology is compatible with old.

The main problem with this thread is that no one really bothers to follow the "boring" part of the title.

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

Avatar: James Cameron is a rich Furry

 

[Cherry Cola]

while spinning around drinking bear.

Wait a second...
You mean to tell me you can, in fact, drink bear? Damn, I gotta try that something.

sorry, made me laugh when I read that.


The Box- the definition of 'mind fuck'.

...

I knew I shouldn't have downed that bottle of whine before going to bed. IT'S MESSING WITH MY HEAD MAN!

I can't take alcohol.

 

[Nouw]

Oldboy: man get's locked in a room for a long time and gets out.
Fargo: Midwestern cop say "Yah" alot.

Both Korean ones?

OT:

Starship Troopers: Bugs send rock into Earth, Humans get pissed and invade.

 

[ArcadianTrance]

How to train your dragon: Teen with body image issues gets a large pet to compensate.

 

[Serperoth]

Akira: Telepath explodes
Advent Children: WANGST!
Die Hard 4.0: Hackers do bad things
The Nutty Professor (the remake): Nice fat guy becomes obnoxious thin guy

 

[Mr Snuffles]

Silent Hill - Pyramid Head owns with his sword...

 

[jkmj elite]

Taken: Liam Neeson beats the shit out of people.

 

[Burwood123]

Fight club: What fight club?

 

[CNKFan]

Repo! The Genetic Opera-A gory sing-a-long for the kids!
Repo Men- Jude Law fucks some people up.

 

[Nurb]

Fight club: What fight club?

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[ottenni]

Inglorious Bastards: Tarntino LOVES dialog, oh and there are nazis.
Batman Begins: Batman fights a psychologist.
Dark Knight: Batman fights a clown.