The End is At hand

[Talendra]

The robot that made the scientific discovery on it's own... Robot overlords

Kill it! Kill it with fire!

 

[traceur_]

And just to add, the other day, I dropped some toast, and it landed the butter side up!

Physics is broken, leg it!

Oh. My. God.

Theres not much time left!
Time to enact the plan
Yes...
The plan...

The plan? yes the plan.

MEN, READY YOUR BANHAMMERS AND SPARTAN LASERS, WE WILL STRIKE AT MARS WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT

Unleash the ninja scouts! Send in the shock troopers!

Release Chuck Norris!!

All missile launchers FIRE!

 

[Abedeus]

Okay. I don't want to freak you out, but...

I'M TIRED OF THOSE GOSH DERN SNAKES ON THIS GOSH DERN PLANE!! They're everywhere, you know. Even in your underpants.

Seriously though, there is nothing to worry about. Except for Super AIDS. One sniff of it and you're dead in 6 weeks.

 

[Beefcakes]

The plan? yes the plan.

MEN, READY YOUR BANHAMMERS AND SPARTAN LASERS, WE WILL STRIKE AT MARS WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT

Unleash the ninja scouts! Send in the shock troopers!

Release Chuck Norris!!

All missile launchers FIRE!

You don't get it, do you?
Ninja's are part of the problem! And rockets use gravity!
They are the things that have turned against us!
We have to bail on that plan! Why would we use that plan!
Were using the plan, not that plan! Thats what they want us to do!

 

[Nmil-ek]

ok so right now, im getting myself stocked up on food water and wepons... why you may ask..

Swine flu, rumored to be able to restart the heart briefly..... Zombies

Pirates in sommalia ... pirates

The robot that made the scientific discovery on it's own... Robot overlords

and the alien rock. ... aliens

all we need now is a bunch of "ask a ninja" fan's to do some cosplay and we have the end of the world. run for the bloody hills.

On it boss.

I look forward to killing you soon.

 

[TheMatt]

What is the alien rock?

And what did a robot discovered?

Wow i feel stupid.

http://www.wired.com/wiredscience/2009/04/robotscientist/

and the rock head is on these forums somewhere

OH... MY.... GOD...

How fricken cool is that?

Thanks for posting it.

 

[Captain Blackout]

My head exploded. Also, I love bacon. You all look awfully tasty about now. hmmm.....

 

[traceur_]

You don't get it, do you?
Ninja's are part of the problem! And rockets use gravity!
They are the things that have turned against us!
We have to bail on that plan! Why would we use that plan!
Were using the plan, not that plan! Thats what they want us to do!

SHIT, strap those explosives on me, get the chopper up!!

*10 minutes later*

OK out we go.

[small]aaaaaaaaaaa[/small]aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

 

[Beefcakes]

You don't get it, do you?
Ninja's are part of the problem! And rockets use gravity!
They are the things that have turned against us!
We have to bail on that plan! Why would we use that plan!
Were using the plan, not that plan! Thats what they want us to do!

SHIT, strap those explosives on me, get the chopper up!!

*10 minutes later*

OK out we go.

[small]aaaaaaaaaaa[/small]aaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Spoiler: 'Splosion!

Don't want to critique to harshly, but probably should have waited till we got to Mars first...
Bit late now though...
Do you even read those memo's I send you?



Oh well, looks like I'm hiring again...

 

[TeaBaggin]

And just to add, the other day, I dropped some toast, and it landed the butter side up!

Physics is broken, leg it!

Schrodinger's cat is alive! Schrodinger's cat is ALIVE!

 

[Galaxialconda]

oh noes?

 

[wolffour]

I hope it's zombies easyer to kill

 

[Isaac Dodgson]

ok so right now, im getting myself stocked up on food water and wepons... why you may ask..

Swine flu, rumored to be able to restart the heart briefly..... Zombies

Pirates in sommalia ... pirates

The robot that made the scientific discovery on it's own... Robot overlords

and the alien rock. ... aliens

all we need now is a bunch of "ask a ninja" fan's to do some cosplay and we have the end of the world. run for the bloody hills.

...Ugh...to steal an idea from blue collar comedy...here's your sign...

 

[Lazy Kitty]

Zombies? I knew I should have blown up that nest of headcrabs! Now where's that guy with the crowbar when you need him?