The Escapist Presents: Five Things You Shouldn't Do in Mass Effect 2

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Five Things You Shouldn't Do in Mass Effect 2

Just because Shepard can save the whole galaxy doesn't mean he can do everything. Here are just a few things you really shouldn't do.

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lockeslylcrit

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I agree with the dancing. Jeez, Shepard... you're a war hero, and yet you couldn't find the time to learn something that doesn't make you look like an uninterested git on the dance floor?
 

Lost In The Void

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I Agree about the fish, I mean seriously I've spent a freaking fortune on fish, just because they were cool to have in my Captain's Quarter. Though the best part is not having to feed, and instead just enjoy...The Space Hamster
 

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Lost In The Void said:
I Agree about the fish, I mean seriously I've spent a freaking fortune on fish, just because they were cool to have in my Captain's Quarter. Though the best part is not having to feed, and instead just enjoy...The Space Hamster
At least if you romance Kelly, she feeds your fish for you.
 

Jandau

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There IS an automated fish feeding system built into the Normandy - It's called Yeoman Kelly Chambers. To bring it online, flirt with her every chance you get and eventually you can have her feed your fish (that just sounds wrong).
 

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Oh God, that last one reminded me of a certain song...


[HEADING=2]AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH![/HEADING] *run awaaaaaaayy*
 

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You know, if the Collectors just challenged Shepard to a dance contest for the fate of the galaxy, the game would be a alot shorter....
 

Kollega

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Whoa, whoa, whoa! "Kinda tragic" is an understatement of the century.
 

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It would have been funny if they gave you a different set of dances depending on your race. You go with white skin, you get the finger snap, you go with black and you do break dancing or something.
But yeah, having to go upstairs just to feed my fish constantly pissed me right off.
 

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I melee krogans all the time! Just gotta soften them up a bunch first. >.>

Of course, just as I got all thwack-happy, the game threw a bunch of exploding bugs at me. Don't melee those.

-- Alex
 

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My question is: Why doesn't the frickin' space hamster starve? You don't feed it yet it's a live and kicking all through to the end.

What the hell is that thing living on?
 

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No spoilers in the main part of the video (well, except for some super weapon I may obtain at some time), but I had the impression the intro part did contain some spoilerific stuff... I'm not sure though, since I closed my eyes after the first hint there were cinematics from further ahead in the game than I currently am.

Oh well, guess that teaches me for looking for MassEffect 2 content, but not wanting anything spoiled. :)
 

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I meleed a Krogan and lived!

Although only because I followed it up by frying him with the Particle Ray.
 

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5. i have fuel?
4. but its fun... till i die QQ
3. I HAVE FISH?!?!?!... oh yea. i have fish :D... wait... THEY ARE PROBABLY DEAD!!! NOOOOOOOOO!!!
2. it looks fun to fire indoors, as long as you stand behind something... >.>
1. BUT I HAS TEH NEW HOTNESS DANCE MOVE
 

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I think what we all need to take away from this lesson is that it is a 'Miniature Giant Space Hamster' named Boo. GO FOR THE EYES!
 

Jared

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I am guilty about the fish thing...lol

And great list Susan! =D
 

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Casual Shinji said:
My question is: Why doesn't the frickin' space hamster starve? You don't feed it yet it's a live and kicking all through to the end.

What the hell is that thing living on?
Bioware wants to preserve the spirit and memory of Boo, I would guess.
 

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Casual Shinji said:
My question is: Why doesn't the frickin' space hamster starve? You don't feed it yet it's a live and kicking all through to the end.

What the hell is that thing living on?
Utter and complete awesomeness.

OT: imma want dat big gun o.o.