The Escapist Show: Episode 20: Red Alert 3

[Team Hollywood]

Episode 20: Red Alert 3

This week, we visit EALA for a firsthand look at Red Alert 3 for the PS3 with David Seeholzer and Greg Kasavin, while Russ, Julianne and Jeff explain their plan for world domination.

This week's musical guests:

Ian Dorsch [http://www.willowtreeaudio.com] - "Escapist Show Theme"
Younnat [http://www.younnat.com] - "Yesss"

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[The_root_of_all_evil]

George Takeii - Legend.

 

[xitel]

Does anyone else think that Spin's beard looks like a ferret attached itself to his face and slightly died?

 

[TwistedEllipses]

Congratulations, you all have such natural talent for bad Russian accents!

 

[WillSimplyBe]

...TIME TRAVELING RUSSIAN BEAR!!! Must... Play... game...

 

[Doug]

Didn't look like a C&C Red Alert 3 cutscene to me. For starters, it wasn't soft core porn or obviously designed with the 'bah, gamers are just horny teens, lets replace all the cutscenes with clevage' mindset.

 

[Andraste]

Didn't look like a C&C Red Alert 3 cutscene to me. For starters, it wasn't soft core porn or obviously designed with the 'bah, gamers are just horny teens, lets replace all the cutscenes with clevage' mindset.

So, you're saying we should've unbuttoned our jackets more?

@xitel - Now that you mention it...

 

[Combined]

Where's CommiPony?

While this was pretty good, I don't really like the whole communist flag thing. Sure it seems appropriate...but still.

Also, Nice Beard, Russ. Did you make it yourself?

 

[Epifols]

Why did the chick have a beard?

"Ruskie bear!" Haha that was great, although the last vowels needed a bit more length.

 

[Doug]

Didn't look like a C&C Red Alert 3 cutscene to me. For starters, it wasn't soft core porn or obviously designed with the 'bah, gamers are just horny teens, lets replace all the cutscenes with clevage' mindset.

So, you're saying we should've unbuttoned our jackets more?

If you wanted to simulate a Red Alert 3 cutscene Still, was amusing still, and the armoured bear made me chuckle.

 

[stormcaller]

Can't decide...which is more...epic! (Ruskie Bear vs Lazer Cat)

Also the question thing sounds pretty cool, but for some reason, something very stupid in my brain is quoting personal health class and saying "Nooooooo! putting up a video of what you really looks like on the interwebz is bad!"

 

[ckeymel]

Can't decide...which is more...epic! (Ruskie Bear vs Lazer Cat)

Also the question thing sounds pretty cool, but for some reason, something very stupid in my brain is quoting personal health class and saying "Nooooooo! putting up a video of what you really looks like on the interwebz is bad!"

So dress up as something Face paint!

 

[Russ Pitts]

Also, Nice Beard, Russ. Did you make it yourself?

Man, that was bargain basement last-minute fake beard making at its finest, but yeah, I did those myself.

 

[dekkarax]

Aww, too bad I don't have a camera.
Guess I have to be imaginative.

 

[Aptspire]

to me,President Simmons and Premier Curry are still the most awesome

 

[Andraste]

Why did the chick have a beard?

"Ruskie bear!" Haha that was great, although the last vowels needed a bit more length.

I was told that "all Russians have beards, even the chicks!" It's a common stereotype of Commie Party stuff - everyone's equal, all the same. And so, I wore a beard.

Yeah - my Russian accent is terrible. I tried really hard, I just can't seem to make my mouth make the sounds right.

 

[Russ Pitts]

"Ruskie bear!" Haha that was great.

Man, don't tell her that. She improvised that line. I'll never hear the end of it.

 

[Susan Arendt]

Can't decide...which is more...epic! (Ruskie Bear vs Lazer Cat)

Also the question thing sounds pretty cool, but for some reason, something very stupid in my brain is quoting personal health class and saying "Nooooooo! putting up a video of what you really looks like on the interwebz is bad!"

Prop your dog or cat up in front of the camera and do a bit of voice-over work.

 

[The_Prophet]

Blergh! I hated Red Alert 3 simply becouse the entire game was infested by boobs and porn.

A great and funny video guys! Ruskie Bear and Russ made me laugh.

 

[stormcaller]

Can't decide...which is more...epic! (Ruskie Bear vs Lazer Cat)

Also the question thing sounds pretty cool, but for some reason, something very stupid in my brain is quoting personal health class and saying "Nooooooo! putting up a video of what you really looks like on the interwebz is bad!"

Prop your dog or cat up in front of the camera and do a bit of voice-over work.

Yeah then at the end it'll have "No animals were harmed in the making of this question, but I was...by the animal"