The Escapist's Got Talent

[Bob the Average]

yes, yes it is.

 

[sneakypenguin]

I can wiggle my ears.
I can also lick... My Elbow!

Hey me too, hurts to do though.

 

[StarStruckStrumpets]

Focusing my eyes, I can delete certain objects from my vision.

Honestly, that is true, with extreme precision you can remove a certain object from plain sight, making it invisible...it's really hard to master.

 

[Ghostkai]

Britain's got more talent

 

[traceur_]

Skill? parkour is my only real skill, that and handstands.

I can make a perfect cup of tea/coffee.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

my talent is that i have none

 

[Pezzer]

I can blow bubbles out of my eye underwater.
I Can shake my eyes REALLY fast (that freaks a lot of people out.
I can scratch/wash me whole back (love that).

 

[Soulgaunt]

I can harvest the souls of thousands of innocent civilians while making a sexual joke about my friend.....She probably hates me...

 

[Brotherofwill]

When I say Escapist, you say talent!

Clearly I'm the most talented on this site.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I can wiggle my ears.
I can also lick... My Elbow!

Hey me too, hurts to do though.

Depends how far you have to stick your tongue out. When I stick mine out as far as possible it's about 4.5 inches from tip to lip.

I can blow bubbles out of my eye underwater.
I can scratch/wash me whole back (love that).

Now those are cool.

 

[Corpse XxX]

I can say something I'll later regret at any given moment.

Its scary how good I am at it.

I feel your pain, i am also an master at saying stupid shit..

 

[Hamster at Dawn]

I can fit my entire fist in my mouth.
Why I would want to do something like that though I have no idea.

 

[Kajt]

I can wiggle my ears.
I can bend my thumb 90 degrees.
I can put my foot on my neck.
And some other stuff...

 

[Trivun]

My only talent is being able to act half decently, and for some reason being extremely bloody lucky with lip-synch in editing videos. Honestly, take a look at my videos on Youtube and you'll see how perfect the music and video clips are synched together, especially on Requiem. Absolutely unintentional too, so I must have some bizarre talent for luck in video making Still, hopefully it'll prove useful on the upcoming film shoot with film-making society at Uni...

EDIT: Oooh, wait, got one. Apparently I have a talent for impressions, my friends seem to love it when I do impressions of Borat and Gollum, so that counts as a talent. Impressions FTW

 

[blackcherry]

I can fit my entire fist in my mouth.
Why I would want to do something like that though I have no idea.

Hey, there are some men who would pay for that ability.

 

[Simalacrum]

I have the talent of using the search button... its amazing, I know.

on topic, I do a lot of circus skills and stuff

 

[The Shade of Time]

I can wiggle my ears.
I can also lick... My Elbow!

I would pay good money to see that! xD

 

[ItsAChiaotzu]

I can play the guitar, pretty well I guess,
I mean you could go on my youtube channel and see for yourself, theres a link right there on my page...

But seriously thats my only talent.

 

[Cpt_Oblivious]

I can wiggle my ears.
I can also lick... My Elbow!

I would pay good money to see that! xD

It used to be on Youtube. I'll make a new video for you later.

 

[DragonsAteMyMarbles]

I can dislocate my thumb. Got me out of P.E. a couple of times.
I also have the innate ability to kill a conversation by attempting and failing to make a witty, cutting remark.