I think I'd hire the wax figurine over the real version. At least I could use the wax version to scare the crows awayI wouldn't hire him.
... ... ... ... ... ... ... <deep breath>Speaking of The House of Johnson
Kind already posted this, but that's fine. Shit's hilarious. Deserves a repeat.
Ah, shit, sorry, the intitial sweep to check for it being posted before has failed us all! I don't got any excuses, it is sheer incompetence of the eyeballs (and maybe inebriation).... ... ... ... ... ... ... <deep breath>
Can Bojo be dragged to The Hague plz?
Kind already posted this, but that's fine. Shit's hilarious. Deserves a repeat.
Obvs fake, moustache is too well-groomed.
Shit, another escapee from the Jim Henson Creature shop. Those guys have got to tighten security.
Yeah, a bunch of them were in Thor: Love and Thunder tooShit, another escapee from the Jim Henson Creature shop. Those guys have got to tighten security.
Yes, every time he'd fucked it domestically again he went off and got Ukraine right again. (That is to say, to him Ukraine was a poll boost and nothing else - look at how publicised the Ukraine refugee system was Vs how deliberately difficult it actually was to access in practice.)But he did get Ukraine right.
Really? The UK has allowed in a tiny number of Ukrainian refugees, and has overseen a 'matching' system which was repeatedly placed young women with sexual exploiters, placed others with landlords illegally demanding rent, and has left other refugees homeless despite following the correct procedure.He was incompatible with UK social democracy and generally incompetent. But he did get Ukraine right.
Yes, every time he'd fucked it domestically again he went off and got Ukraine right again. (That is to say, to him Ukraine was a poll boost and nothing else - look at how publicised the Ukraine refugee system was Vs how deliberately difficult it actually was to access in practice.)
He sold or gave some of the best weapons to Ukraine; things as Starstreak MANPADS, Brimstone missiles, 120 armored vehicles like MRAPs, and of course NLAWs which can destroy tanks at closer ranges.Really? The UK has allowed in a tiny number of Ukrainian refugees, and has overseen a 'matching' system which was repeatedly placed young women with sexual exploiters, placed others with landlords illegally demanding rent, and has left other refugees homeless despite following the correct procedure.
Granted, a lot of this will be Priti Patel's fault.
D'you think Johnson personally even knows what any of those are? He doesn't.He sold or gave some of the best weapons to Ukraine; things as Starstreak MANPADS, Brimstone missiles, 120 armored vehicles like MRAPs, and of course NLAWs which can destroy tanks at closer ranges.
So... something is less of a failing if others fail too?Few large countries have gotten Ukrainian refugees unless they are Poland.
He *might* know what Ukraine is. Might.D'you think Johnson personally even knows what any of those are? He doesn't.
"It's that place next to Edinburgh, right?"-Boris "Hairdo" Johnson, probably.He *might* know what Ukraine is. Might.