The Great Related Chain

deserteagleeye · Mar 20, 2014

It's cool, it's holy ice. It's precursor being holy water, therefore God cannot touch me.

Barbas · Mar 20, 2014

God can't touch MC Hammer either. Then again, nobody can.

Eclipse Dragon · Mar 26, 2014

Thor uses a hammer.

Drummodino · Mar 26, 2014

I would like to know how Thor decides whether to wear sleeves or not.

Headsprouter · Mar 26, 2014

It's hard putting on a shirt without thumbs.

Drummodino · Mar 27, 2014

Thumbs are weird. They're so different from fingers, yet essential at the same time.

Headsprouter · Mar 27, 2014

I once got served by a girl in a shop who only had a thumb and a pinky finger. She was more dextrous than me.

Barbas · Mar 29, 2014

"Dextrous" sounds like "dextrose". I almost got the two confused.

Drummodino · Mar 31, 2014

Confused is my reaction to many threads these days.

Barbas · Mar 31, 2014

Hercules's thread couldn't be cut because it turned out he was immortal. Hades was ragin'.

username sucks · Apr 10, 2014

I saw that movie about 50 times.

Barbas · Apr 10, 2014

I cut my arm with a saw once.

username sucks · Apr 16, 2014

I have 5 different scars on my arms, three of which are from cutting myself with saws.

Barbas · Apr 16, 2014

Scar was voiced by Jeremy Irons, did you all know that?

username sucks · Apr 16, 2014

I laughed at the death scenes in Lion King.

Barbas · Apr 17, 2014

I laugh at the sight of toilets sometimes.

Terratina. · Apr 17, 2014

I always wipe the seat of toilets before sitting on it, if only others did the same...

Barbas · Apr 17, 2014

Ever see The Others? I didn't.

username sucks · Apr 17, 2014

I don't watch many TV shows or movies.

Barbas · Apr 17, 2014

The talking heads on the TV boil my blood.