Pretty damn sure this has never been done before. It's a bit more involved than some other forum games, but it's also pretty much guaranteed to be at least semi-original...here's how it works.
YOU have an enemy. Predictably, you're not a big fan, and you've just thought of the ultimate insult. You're going to mail them your severed head...that'll teach 'em to steal your Sno-Cone! But there's a few practical issues to be considered:
1. You MUST decapitate yourself and find a way to facilitate the mailing of the package containing your head without assistance. That means NO other human beings can know about this until the head shows up on your victim's front porch (animal helpers are negotiable, but you better have a damn good defense for using them).
2. If you mail your head, your body must not be visible to the Postal Service guy who comes to pick up your packaged head. There's this thing about dead bodies that tends to freak people out.
3. There can be no obvious bloodstains on or around the package, and it can't start to leak en route. Nothing stops the good folks of the Postal Service like a package with the tendency to rain blood.
So, Escapists...there are the rules, but without the boundaries set by them you're free to go crazy. Your solution can be as long or as short as you want, as long as it works. Use your heads...while you still have them to use!
YOU have an enemy. Predictably, you're not a big fan, and you've just thought of the ultimate insult. You're going to mail them your severed head...that'll teach 'em to steal your Sno-Cone! But there's a few practical issues to be considered:
1. You MUST decapitate yourself and find a way to facilitate the mailing of the package containing your head without assistance. That means NO other human beings can know about this until the head shows up on your victim's front porch (animal helpers are negotiable, but you better have a damn good defense for using them).
2. If you mail your head, your body must not be visible to the Postal Service guy who comes to pick up your packaged head. There's this thing about dead bodies that tends to freak people out.
3. There can be no obvious bloodstains on or around the package, and it can't start to leak en route. Nothing stops the good folks of the Postal Service like a package with the tendency to rain blood.
So, Escapists...there are the rules, but without the boundaries set by them you're free to go crazy. Your solution can be as long or as short as you want, as long as it works. Use your heads...while you still have them to use!
