The Hitchhiker's Guide to...

[FalloutJack]

So, if you were a writer for The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy and you had to send something to the boys back at the Big H on Ursa Minor Beta, what would you write about? (Can't use material that's already in there. Gotta make up your own, which excludes Daleks [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWn_1yOFpfU], as they have been done.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Eh, just going to go with "mostly harmless", because someone else will if I don't.

Though, I fear that series has become very dated nowdays.

 

[Frezzato]

After conducting "research" on earth for 15 years I would simply send back the term "duckface" and this snippet:

Spoiler: Ipecac

Then I'd go on vacation.