The HJ's Quad Stacker bacon burger.

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Dommyboy

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Now there's a review you don't see every day.

After a long day being a hoodlum with my mates we decided to get one of the fabled Hungry Jacks (Burger King) Quad Stacker bacon burger.
These burgers had just been released a few days before and already several TV shows were saying how it is a heart attack incarnate. A fella from Today Tonight bought one, showing the viewers how disgusting and fatty it was. Though when he asked random people on the street if they would eat it, they all said yes to eating it. So than the Today Tonight guy decided to pull a act and show himself eating the burger and afterward he needed to lie down and didn't eat anything for the rest of the day apparently. They also stated that it counts as you're entirely daily intake of calories and any female under 15 should not eat it, and yet people wonder why Australia and America are the fattest nations in the world?
Now with this new abomination on the market, naturally I decided to go buy one. Well 2 of them actually. The burger contains 4 slices of cheese, 4 meat paddies, 2 bun halves (one with sesame seeds and the bottom half plain), 2-3 pieces of bacon and a large amount of barbecue sauce. The burger doesn't really come in cheap either. $3.95 for a double, $4.95 for a Triple and $5.95 for a Quad (with $2.30 extra for it to come with a value meal). For me, the burger is worth the price, especially in a value meal. It is literally a whole meal in 2 buns.

Mmmm, looks good enough to eat, ey?

Now this may not be as big as some of the insane American burgers, but I have never seen a burger receive more heat than this one.
Upon buying it, the lady at the counter chuckled a bit when I just mentioned the word 'Stacker' which gave me high hopes that this burger was well sought after.
The burger comes in you're average burger paper wrapper. Nothing fancy and no signs saying 'DO NOT EAT'. For those who have ever purchased a whopper (or big Mac), you will notice that the Quad Stacker is actually the same size in width as a normal cheese burger, which is quite smaller. Bit of a disappointment but I am sure you're heart is happy with that fact. The burger itself smells great, and upon first bite it can be quite a stretch to get you're jaw around but the taste is great. The bacon and BBQ sauce give it a strong texture that leaves you licking you're hands. To put it in a serious matter, this burger is made of win.
After finishing every orgasmic bit of it my chest started to feel a bit heavy but I still purchased another. When I ordered, the same lady at the register stared at me than walked off shouting "another bloody quad stacker".
The second one was still terrific and had even more BBQ sauce than the first. After it left me feeling quite bloated and fat so I got that feeling away with a nice, healthy glass of coke and lemonade. Though I would of been able to eat 5 of them, I didn't really have the time to get my stomach pumped that day.

In the end, this burger plain out wins. Sure it's the anti-Christ of fitness freaks and vegetarians but it tastes so damn good! If the burger annoys you with its temptation and gluttony, don't worry, Hungry Jacks is removing it in 1 month due to its high amount of fat and calories.
This burger gets 9/10 for its awesome taste and deadliness. I insist you go down to Hungry Jacks now and get one, they will only be there for a limited time. If you eat it, you win at life.
 

Zombies

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wow there's a lot of info on this thread
let me elaborate . . in australia burger king (we call it hungry jacks) has recently released a new burger called BBQ Quad stacker burger. there is a lot of controversy about this because supposedly we're a very health Conscious nation even though were offically the world's fattest nation. anyways discuss

*EDIT* i found the news story for it for any of you bothered enough to look at it

http://au.todaytonight.yahoo.com/video#
 

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For further elaboration, the Quad Stacker has four patties, three slices of cheese and about 70 grams of fat. It's a meal in itself.

For lunch, I had a sausage, a lamb chop, a slice of bacon, some rump steak and a side of chips with mushroom sauce. A freakishly large burger is kind of a step down from that, so I'm cool.

More importantly, you've posted this topic in the wrong thread and didn't post any text in your opening post, so I'm afraid I shall have to report thou.

EDIT: Now for my Two Cents. Don't like the burger? Don't eat it. Don't warn people about how fatty it is, either they know what they're getting into and don't care or are too stupid to deserve functioning arteries.

Don't know why I'm say this here, a lot of you probably think the same.
 

iamnotincompliance

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Sounds tasty. I was growing bored of those mere triple burgers with cheese. Always with cheese.

Sarcasm? Hell, even I'm not entirely sure.
 

Zombies

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Copter400 post=326.70817.704628 said:
For further elaboration, the Quad Stacker has four patties, three slices of cheese and about 70 grams of fat. It's a meal in itself.

For lunch, I had a sausage, a lamb chop, a slice of bacon, some rump steak and a side of chips with mushroom sauce. A freakishly large burger is kind of a step down from that, so I'm cool.

More importantly, you've posted this topic in the wrong thread and didn't post any text in your opening post, so I'm afraid I shall have to report thou.
thanks for the futher elaboration. i couldn't be bothered typing anymore about it
also i have to agree with you about it being smaller than what some are used to
 

Dommyboy

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Sorry about that, my internet disconnected and when it eventually came back online I pressed enter accidentally so it posted this without any text in it.
 

Brett Alex

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Zombies post=326.70817.704672 said:
fair enough, we do have some very crummy internet down here in oz!
*Grumbles* Grr only too true Grr.

Onto the review.
Was pretty well written, although it seemed like it was more of a response to the whole issue of the Quad Stacker and not just a review of the burger itself, and thats perfectly fair enough because there is only so much you can review about a burger, no matter how orgasmically tasty it is. (and I agree with you, it is.)
Only thing I can think of adding, maybe mention the price? Was it value for money? Does it compare to other similarly priced/sized burgers?
Otherwise as I already said, well written, good luck with any future burger reviews lol.
 

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Zombies post=326.70817.704616 said:
wow there's a lot of info on this thread
let me elaborate . . in australia burger king (we call it hungry jacks) has recently released a new burger called BBQ Quad stacker burger. there is a lot of controversy about this because supposedly we're a very health Conscious nation even though were offically the world's fattest nation. anyways discuss

*EDIT* i found the news story for it for any of you bothered enough to look at it

http://au.todaytonight.yahoo.com/video#
Wrong!

We are only fatter than the US... as a percentage. In reality, America and the UK are still on top.

Never trust Today Tonight.

P.S. Interesting review. It's pretty well-written, and different.