The Horatio Game

[Stone Wera]

"Looks like old McDonald will be singing... *sunglasses* ... M-U-R-D-E-R."

A man was found dead, he apparently died trying to eat an entire bee's nest.

 

[Ren3004]

*sunglasses*... Honey, I'm hooooooome!


A man is found dead with a gang sign carved into his forehead.

 

[Tuddle]

Death *sunglasses* is a art form.


Man dies from a shotgun to the face.

 

[crewman_number_6]

Look likes he *sunglasses* took a bad sh.. What the hell, what the hell were the scriptwriters thinking, I mean I actually need something to work off of you stupid writers.[/sarcasm]

someone dies from trying to ride the Bagger 288

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

I guess that *puts on shades* was his "farewell ride..."

Someone died because the letter F fell on top of him.

 

[Ren3004]

Well... *sunglasses*... Fuck this.

A person is killed by someone dressed as Cupid.

 

[SteakHeart]

Well, as they always say-

*Sunglasses*

Love is hate.

YEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

The victim was found with his eyes and testes switched around.

 

[Ren3004]

*sunglasses* Ball's eye!

A man is killed by grammar nazis.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

I suppose that's one *sunglasses* final solution.

A man is found dead, dressed up as the grim reaper.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Guess he learned better than to *sunglasses* play death.

A man is found dead with what looks like a cello string going down his esophagus.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Now that's what call *sunglasses* a flat note.

A woman is found dead, dressed in a pant-suit.

 

[Tuddle]

Now your painting.....*sunglasses*................With Murder!
(sorry I mixed up pant-suit with paint-suit)


A man dies from eating fish and chips.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Well, I guess he'll never *sun glasses* "sea food" again...

A man is killed by a cheeseburger

 

[Stone Wera]

Well I guess... *sunglasses* ... You are what you eat.

A man is killed, a live iguana was found in his chest.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

It seems he went back *sunglasses* to the rock he crawled out from.

Three bodies found dead, sewn together in a manner not unlike "The Human Centipede".

 

[Blue Musician]

We'd better *sunglasses* find a sewer.

A dead animated square was found inside a computer pixel.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Well, I guess this isn't *sunglasses* "pixel perfect."

A man died because his sunglasses exploded and sent sharpnel up his brain.

 

[Blue Musician]

We'd better *sunglasses* find out *double sunglasses* find who sold him these *triple sunglasses* sunglasses.

A man died for committing suicide while using a boxing glove.

 

[Ren3004]

He'll have to be... *sunglasses*... boxed up.

A man kills himself over frustration because he can't beat a boss in a videogame.

 

[TraitortoHeaven]

Well then, I guess the game *sun glasses* is over.

A man died because he ate a dvd.