The Invention (Inventor?) Game

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Portkins

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Okay, I don't have all the kinks worked out of this, then again, what good inventor does, at the mere instant that they make something?

In this game, you make an invention, starting with something incredibly simple, like a chair (One action at a time) , and building upon it. If the next person doesn't like how it's going, they can name a flaw that would make it fall to pieces, then they could set the base. At any time, anyone in the game can say an invention is done, as long as it has four pieces or more. Also, as a limit, you can only destroy something after atleast six posts.

When a project is finished, give it a name.

NEW FEATURE - REVISION

If enough people (Say, six) think a project needs a revision, we'll return to it. It cannot be destroyed, only put aside. We'll go with the system of "Who thinks X needs a revision"
and then count all the 'Ayes'


PLEASE BE LOCATION-SPECIFIC

So, let's say we DID start with a chair.

'I put down a chair'

and the next person might come and say...

'I super-glue a rocket engine to the back of the chair.'

And pshoom! Rocket-Chair!
Don't like the rocket chair? Next person comes along and...

'Your rocket chair detonates in mid-flight.'
That invention would be dead, and they would start the next base.

All inventions that are finished, and not destroyed, will be put here:

Good luck, esacapists!

Completed Invetions

Thief-B-Gone
A 6x6' steel cube, with mechanical legs and a sentry gun. Complete with targeting CPU.

Therm-o-tank
A motorised, driveable, ruined refridgerator, covered in 2" steel plate armor, equiped with tank treads, and a heat/freeze ray, capable of melting titanium. It also has an anti-catalytic iodine superconductor cooling system, and a cart with a folding chair on the back.

SuperDangerBall
A steel sphere, infused with magnesium and titanium, covered in saw blades, and a magnetic field that allows it to hover. It is all the while controllable and has NTSB approved Aeronautics, which allows it precision attacks. Come with full salad bar.

Bombbot 300XX
An explosive mixture of pentyne and concrete, mounted on a three-axel combustion engine system, an exhaust for nitrogen. It is remotely controlled and is able to drop its load on command.

Tigerstripe
A tigerstriped aeroplane/pencilsharpener, with a needled nosecone, a projectile reflectant surface, a plasma torch, a large generator, eight inch rims, and a minibar.

Graf Deuterium Zeppelin LZ-127b
A green zeppelin, with undercarriage and rear auxiallary engines, a cake cooler, and state of the art GPS nav computers. It also comes equip with a bomb-bay, a Tri-ray Phaser/laser, a cloaking veil, and enough seats for thirty-six people. It is supplied with a minibar, a refridgerator, stocked with toaster pastries and such, and a state-of-the-art Microwave. On the Ballroom level, there is a female Pianess, named Lisa. She can speak French. The balloon itself is loaded with Deuterium (Hydrogen Isotope)instead of helium or pure hydrogen.

Buzz-table.
An oak table, coated with spikes and applied to the main power turbines. It spins at a decent 5000098494.6 RPM/millisecond

The Super piecake of Awesomeness
A lovely pie, at a constantly perfect temperature, which, when eaten, turns into cake. When the cake is eaten, it is turned into pie. Powered by UltraEnergy.

Whirly-Gigs of Doom
We have four orange and red (or maybe blue and white) gravitrons, surrounded with spikes, mounted on tracks. They also feature strobe lights, a camera, and a hi-spec gaming PC. Oh, and they are all controlled by the power of COR 2000's mind!


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Now, let's see...

I put down the frame of a Honda Civic.
 

Portkins

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Clearly I didn't make it obvious to only add ONE ITEM.

Well, anyway.

I apply a satellite dish to the top of the frame.
 

Anarchemitis

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I put a satilite in space to direct Microwave energy to the dish, supplying ample energy to the car, provided it's on the same hemisphere of the satilite.
 

Portkins

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I like how this is going, now. Anarch, excellent idea.

I apply an enormous capacitor, able to easily store the energy of the Microwave dish, to the frame, placing it in the back seat area.
 

Omnidum

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I put another door, though on the right side of the frame. Hey, at least one person needs to make it comfortable for the driver.
 

Portkins

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I smirk, and install all the parts for a normal honda civic.

I know I broke my own rule, but it would take a decade naming all the bits and peices.
 

COR 2000

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I place a GPS system that is fed info Via Satellite into the dashboard, thus guiding the car to the right destination.
 

Portkins

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I bolt metal plates onto all the sides.

Hm.. Think i'll just say 'One action'.

One item is too tough and would take ages.
 

Portkins

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The frame collapses, there was too much weight.

I put down a 4 foot high, 6x6' table down.
 

the monopoly guy

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I put a program into the GPS system, to tell other power satelites where it is, should the car or original satelites change hemispheres. This way the car will not run out of energy.
 

Portkins

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Woah woah woah, guys. The frame collapsed, and the project is scrapped!
Pay attention...

I drill a hole (8") into the middle of the table.
 

Jobz

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I put a slim tree through the hole so it acts like a sun umbrella.