the lamest names in a video games.

[I am 2 cool 4 anime]

Whaat is the llllammmmmmmmmmesssst name you have heard in a video game,for me it has to be Alucard.You sure are smart ass's ya Japanese!

 

[Janus Vesta]

EDGE MAVERICK!

I win.

 

[RichardZk]

Butz

 

[Danceofmasks]

You know, Alucard is just Dracula spelled backwards.

 

[Hisshiss]

Deathwing, I mean really. Blizzard is usually so damn good at names and writing amazing lore/storylines, but I mean come on, they named a fucking giant earth dragon, the "aspect of death" who's trying to bring about the end of days, deathwing.

It's like a kids TV show all of a sudden, made all the more dissapointing considering how boss his trailer is.

 

[Cridhe]

You know, Alucard is just Dracula spelled backwards.

...rea-hea-hea-heaaaally...

 

[Vault101]

theres just osmthing do Narmy about the big villan being called "the destroyer" I dont know why (from darksiders) then again pretty much everything in that game is filled with narm

 

[Hisshiss]

EDGE MAVERICK!

I win.

Butz

QFT. Atleast..uh..Butz is a cool character regardless xD. Edge can politely make friends with my balls.

Captcha: labInsertion ADDIFIC.

Insertion addific indeed.

 

[windlenot]

PUNKY SKUNK.

 

[Tartarga]

Douche, my rival in the Pokemon games. Why would his parents name him that.

 

[mireko]

Solid Snake.

Just, what the hell?

[sub]Yes, I know the character is a direct reference to Snake Plissken from Escape from New York. Doesn't explain why his name is a dick joke.[/sub]

 

[FunKing]

You know, Alucard is just Dracula spelled backwards.

...rea-hea-hea-heaaaally...

you know...when i first bought the game when it came out, that alone made me think i was gonna completely hate the game and (even though a castlevania fan) thought i had wasted my money on suck.....i can look past it, loved the game and love the games before and after it....ummm minus the N64 one....that took true dedication to get through, loathed it...but by god finished it

 

[Cridhe]

I'm gonna have to go with Top Man.

Seriously, who makes a robot like that?

 

[Janus Vesta]

Solid Snake.

Just, what the hell?

Yes, I know the character is a direct reference to Snake Plissken from Escape from New York. Doesn't explain why his name is a dick joke.

I think it does.

 

[Cridhe]

You know, Alucard is just Dracula spelled backwards.

...rea-hea-hea-heaaaally...

you know...when i first bought the game when it came out, that alone made me think i was gonna completely hate the game and (even though a castlevania fan) thought i had wasted my money on suck.....i can look past it, loved the game and love the games before and after it....ummm minus the N64 one....that took true dedication to get through, loathed it...but by god finished it

I've loved all the Castlevanias, especially post-SoTN. Though I really really hate the 3D ones for N64 and PS2. I haven't even tried the newest.

 

[Anjel]

Mario. I mean, who does that?!

 

[Hamish Durie]

crush course god that was aweful

 

[Pearwood]

Deathwing, I mean really. Blizzard is usually so damn good at names and writing amazing lore/storylines, but I mean come on, they named a fucking giant earth dragon, the "aspect of death" who's trying to bring about the end of days, deathwing.

It's like a kids TV show all of a sudden, made all the more dissapointing considering how boss his trailer is.

Well his real name is Neltharion...

 

[Cridhe]

Max Payne sounded pretty inadequate for this quite mature game (kinda like a sequel to Serious Sam), but it ultimately worked alright.

From what I've heard JRPGs have some really fucking stupid character names.

- Cloud is going to defeat you!
- Nah, it's cool bro, I have an umbrella

It wasn't just Cloud, it was Cloud 'Strife'.

*facepalm*