The last enemy you killed is now your DINNER.

[RedDeadFred]

I'm eating a clown, it tastes funny.

Despite how bad this joke is, I laughed a lot!
It must be bed time...

 

[Milo Windby]

How do you cook a spaceship? D:

 

[fessferenc]

damn, now i have to eat giant minecraft spider...

 

[Redwall]

An attack dog in Cod Black Ops, Im sure someone will make a racist joke any minute now.

 

[Jewrean]

The Green Penis monster from Minecraft. Great... it will probably explode in my face.

WAIT?!!? OH SHIT THAT SOUNDED THE WORST! I would edit and backspace but I appreciate the unintentional pun too much to remove it.

 

[neokarl]

Goomba tastes like chicken.
If chicken tasted like off mushrooms. YUCK

 

[crimsonshrouds]

well the last thing i killed was a khan... I put a grenade in his pocket... Anybody have something to pick up all the pieces?

 

[Eggsnham]

Some kid in Black Ops, tasty!

 

[Mr. In-between]

Something in Tales of Symphonia: Dawn of the New World.

I got a job and my g/f's store had a sale so I bought a bunch of anime (Escaflowne/The Movie, Samurai 7) so with school and all I haven't really been playing. I haven't really been internetting beyond school either.

 

[Silkyn]

Shit, the end boss from crysis. . . I'd probably choke on the amount of particles effects it has

 

[Biosophilogical]

One of those Typhoids (or whatever) from Ratchet and Clank: Tools of Destruction. Mmmm, I do love fish-esque life-forms.

 

[Leg End]

Wait... I just played MUGEN... if defeat means kill then...

I'M EATING SAKURA??? MY LOVE???

I do not know how to feel to this.

EDIT:

I CANNOT DO EET! SHE IS TOO BEAUTIFUL TO DO ANYTHING TO HER!!!

Spoiler

 

[Kimarous]

Ew... a zombie ram from Red Dead Redemption: Undead Nightmare?

...No, wait, I had a brief game of Heroes of Might and Magic 3 between then and now.

So that would be... a Griffin. Doesn't sound too bad. I actually ate Honey Garlic Chicken Wings tonight anyway.

 

[Flying Pilgrim]

Now I've never been adverse to cannibalism, so I'd definitely indulge in the schmuck who newb-tubed me in Black Ops.

Do the pigs from Minecraft count?

 

[Gauntes]

Bleatch.. Russians...

 

[Sumtaedium]

I got Sullivan from DR2.

... anyone want to trade?

 

[Simskiller]

Ew... Necromorphs. This can not be good for my health.

 

[DirgeNovak]

I'm eating Emperor Percival Tachyon. Does that give me royal blood?

 

[NiPah]

Huge spire from Fable II...

Ouch