The last thing you ate is now attacking you

[Yuno Gasai]

It's just you and me, Alpen bar.. D<

 

[RelexCryo]

It appears I am being attacked by Pirates Booty, a rice puff flavored with white cheddar. And my weapon to defend myself appears to be Pringles Cheddar Cheese. How appropriate.

 

[mjc0961]

And all you have to defend yourself is the thing you ate before that.

What are you fighting and what is your defense?

You couldn't just ask what we ate today? Whatever...

I've got some fish and potato wedges to defend myself from pizza. I'm not terribly scared of pizza though, it usually just sits there helpless. I'm rather glad I did't go with the hamburger option though, fighting a cow or bull would not be as simple.

 

[puffy786]

I would fight Chicken Biryani with... Yeah I would be screwed if that happend.

 

[barash]

Hmm.. Just had a mix of sheep's heart, pig's heart and ox heart - on toast.

But that's what I had for the meal before that one as well, so it's a draw! I live!

 

[Mrsrlg]

Slaughter them noodles with my shiny apple. Aaaawyeah.

 

[General_Potatoes]

Ice cream and all I have to defend myself with is....... Sausages. Im waiting for some sex joke or giggles.

 

[James Crook]

A croissant with strawberry jam versus my mighty croissant with Nutella... who will win?

 

[Treefingers]

Spoiler: I'm fighting...

Spoiler: with...

Erm. What...? This is going to be interesting...

 

[Biodeamon]

a slice of bread...
good thing i'm a light eater, or i'd have much more to deal with.

all you'd need to do would be just splash water on it, the it would go limp and weak

 

[k-ossuburb]

I swear there needs to be a rule for it "if it's a thread topic then there will be a related youtube video"


Yep, pretty much that. It's food, man! They're lower on the food chain than I am, it's like asking a lion what it would do if a gazelle attacked it. The result will pretty much be the same.

Thats not the right one (although it is good), I think you mean FOOD WAR! Food War is AWESOME and completely relevent to the thread.

Oh, damn, I got the wrong one. I'm going to go change it now.

 

[captaincabbage]

Really? I'm being attacked by a pack of those little biscuits you get with the processed cheese?

Hell, bring it on, you lethargic, ache'd little bastards.

 

[Samson5090]

NO KFC CHICKEN! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!...Wait...I can eat this chicken as well! I AM THE SAVIOUR OF THE WORLD!

 

[Blackvegie]

Oh no! My next door neighbors! And only a brownie to defend myself.

 

[Eisenfaust]

noodles, eh? well i like to imagine their the same ones as in the muppets...

so i'll just eat them again anyway

MUAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAA

 

[Mistermixmaster]

I'm fighting Jaffa cakes... oh god!

At least I got a home-made omelette to defend myself with?

 

[EightGaugeHippo]

The humiliation of being attacked and possibly killed by a banana.

Best ready the bangers and mash for a battle...

 

[BarberToad]

A bowl of cereal......how bland

 

[Angry Camel]

So I'm fighting a chocolate snack with pizza... interesting (and wow, that makes me sound fat).
I'm going to eat very well.

 

[Alon Shechter]

Oh my god!
DORITOS!
I surrender! PLEASE HAVE MERCY!