The Last Thread on The Escapist

[Fappy]

In this incredibly hypothetical situation (which fortunately doesn't have anything to do with drowning) the Escapist is about to shut its site down for good. There's 24-hours left in the site and you are given the power to make the thread to end all threads. What would it be about? What section would it be posted in? Be creative!

I could come up with something awesome, but I'd probably just opt for a thread dedicated to posting cute cat pictures.

 

[Hazy992]

Feminist pedophile rapists with guns are putting people in the friendzone and they ruined the ending to Mass Effect 3 whilst waiting for Half Life 3, do you save them or a whirlpool dog from drowning?

 

[Fappy]

Feminist pedophile rapists with guns are putting people in the friendzone and they ruined the ending to Mass Effect 3 whilst waiting for Half Life 3, do you save them or a whirlpool dog from drowning?

I'm sure there are a few topics you are missing in there

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

Probably just something with a bunch of Ponies, Spiderman and Fillion gifs.
Maybe some Futurama for good measure.

Not creative, I know, but it seems the most likely.

 

[Hazy992]

Feminist pedophile rapists with guns are putting people in the friendzone and they ruined the ending to Mass Effect 3 whilst waiting for Half Life 3, do you save them or a whirlpool dog from drowning?

I'm sure there are a few topics you are missing in there

The only other one I can think of is the overabundance of Skyrim threads at the end of last year

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Feminist pedophile rapists with guns are putting people in the friendzone and they ruined the ending to Mass Effect 3 whilst waiting for Half Life 3, do you save them or a whirlpool dog from drowning?

I'm sure there are a few topics you are missing in there

Only that the whole scenario happened in Skyrim, and that the dog doesn't think the whole thing is art...

OT: I would make a 'You are you're avatar... a fight to the death' thread... where people can kill eachother off in the most creative way ever!

 

[Aerosteam]

What would the point in that be? That site will be shut down so no one is able to see anything on the site after the 24 hours.

It would probably be confessing to all the Escapist users I know about my real disposition towards them.

 

[Eclipse Dragon]

OT: I would make a 'You are you're avatar... a fight to the death' thread... where people can kill eachother off in the most creative way ever!

Isn't there a forum game for that?
If there isn't there needs to be.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

And let it be known! That on the day that the Escapism ends, a great thread shall arise from the ashes and bring a last amazing light to the whole of the internet! And that thread shall be filled with endless streams of abandon thread gifs, ponies and Nathan Fillion! It shall be the greatest sight that the Escapist has ever known!

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

OT: I would make a 'You are you're avatar... a fight to the death' thread... where people can kill eachother off in the most creative way ever!

Isn't there a forum game for that?
If there isn't there needs to be.

Good point... why wait!
It will be done as fast as it takes to type the OP...

Wait out for it!

Off I go!!!

 

[ToastiestZombie]

[sub]Who's drowning this time, and who am I saving?[/sub]

[sub]Oh, I see, it's not about that.[/sub]

Probably just have a thread consisting of everyone quoting the person above, and just saying "this".

But what about the OP? What shall he say?

 

[ToastiestZombie]

OT: I would make a 'You are you're avatar... a fight to the death' thread... where people can kill eachother off in the most creative way ever!

Isn't there a forum game for that?
If there isn't there needs to be.

Good point... why wait!

Off I go!!!

Oh, I'm so going there. Toast Pony has powers you wouldn't even be able to comprehend.

 

[Andy Shandy]

[sub]Who's drowning this time, and who am I saving?[/sub]

[sub]Oh, I see, it's not about that.[/sub]

Probably just have a thread consisting of everyone quoting the person above, and just saying "this".

But what about the OP? What shall he say?

Surely it has to be "that"?

I'd make some thread that would have some sort of GIF explosion. We'd have Fillion, we'd have Spiderman, we'd have Gangam, we'd have everything!

 

[Calibanbutcher]

If apples vs oranges how does cut compare to uncut with mass effect 3 drowning in windows and macs would you save the feminist over a whirlpool being raped by the friendzoned Half-life 3, guns,sexism penisses, bacon, name your favourite game ever, sarkeesian.
FLAMEBAITFLAMEBAITFLAMEBAIT

 

[Esotera]

I'd make a thread about having to save a feminazi rapist who when faced with a choice between saving a drowning puppy or drowning kitten, just laughed and put me in the friendzone.

and then I would cry

OT: I'd probably make a thread pointing everyone who wants to stay in touch to another temporary website, then find a new site for us all to live on. It's a good community and I'm sure some people would want to keep it going.

 

[Brendan Stepladder]

Feminist pedophile rapists with guns are putting people in the friendzone and they ruined the ending to Mass Effect 3 whilst waiting for Half Life 3, do you save them or a whirlpool dog from drowning?

That question is irrelevant, as the thread is quickly derailed by Nathan Fillion gifs.

 

[ToastiestZombie]

Feminist pedophile rapists with guns are putting people in the friendzone and they ruined the ending to Mass Effect 3 whilst waiting for Half Life 3, do you save them or a whirlpool dog from drowning?

I'm sure there are a few topics you are missing in there

The only other one I can think of is the overabundance of Skyrim threads at the end of last year

Nope. It should be

"Feminist pedophile rapists with guns are putting people in the friendzone and they ruined the ending to Mass Effect 3 whilst waiting for Half Life 3 and saying how bronies never shut up, do you save them or a whirlpool dog from drowning?

 

[Elementary - Dear Watson]

Snip

Snip

Well it is ready, don't kill everyone all at once!?

OT: Let's just hope that the opening of that thread doesn't mark the last 24 hours of the Escapist! :S

 

[Flamezdudes]

I'd either want it to be completely ridiculous for the good memories of the crazy times on this website or have it be incredibly sentimental with many heartfelt comments, witty goodbyes and compliments... oh who am I kidding, it's going to be derailed anyway.

 

[DoPo]

Feminist pedophile rapists with guns are putting people in the friendzone and they ruined the ending to Mass Effect 3 whilst waiting for Half Life 3, do you save them or a whirlpool dog from drowning?

I'm sure there are a few topics you are missing in there

Only that the whole scenario happened in Skyrim, and that the dog doesn't think the whole thing is art...

OT: I would make a 'You are you're avatar... a fight to the death' thread... where people can kill eachother off in the most creative way ever!

But...but... you ARE your avatar... I'm pretty sure that would cause the Escapist to melt down due to the paradox. Which means, that this really will be the last thread here.