The last way you died in a videogame is how you are going to die IRL

[latiasracer]

Kamakazied an Undine Drednaught in the U.S.S Pride of Hiigara....

If this means i get a starship, im all for it

 

[DkFox]

I have never died in a video game.

 

[Lectori Salutem]

If self-made games count...

Running into a non-animated, AI-less enemy with a placeholder sprite.

Well, that would be interesting

 

[ShindoL Shill]

So I'm going to fall into an underground ravine into a river of lava after spending days mining precious metals and gemstones?
Minecraft! Yeah!

 

[AuronFtw]

Deathwing rolled me off his back and I fell hundreds of feet into a freezing ocean.

That... would probably suck, yeah.

 

[HandsomeZer0]

I'm going to be thrown from a wheelchair into spikes... Hell yeah.

 

[Bloodtrozorx]

Wait. I'll die after having killed all my enemies as the Cazador venom racing through my veins finishes me off. Damn it that is going to hurt like hell.

 

[Rallus]

Trying to jetpack off a cliff and then running out of fuel. Well atleast it's quick.

 

[kommando367]

Smashed into the ground by a brute in ME3 multiplayer. At least it's an instant kill.

 

[Matthew Jabour]

So I'm going to die from being crushed by a giant piston whilst trying to reach the sisters of Fate?
...
Crap.

 

[MammothBlade]

I've been playing Strategy games recently, there's no way my player character could die, with the exception of the Daimyo.

Last time I actually died, was being pounded to jelly by an ogre in Dragon Age Origins. There are worse ways to go.

 

[Darius Brogan]

So I'm going to die in an epic space battle, out-numbered and out-gunned by the Borg roughly thirty to one, Phasers, Photon Torpedoes, Disruptors and Phaser Cannons blazing in a glorious cacophony of sound, light, and explosions?

I think I can live with that.

Star Trek Online: Trill Tactical Officer, Ushaan Class Federation Escort, Borg Invasion. Epic.

 

[Drakesfan]

Stupidily not watching my health and getting sliced by Pyramid Head's blade.....Actually a pretty scary death :O

 

[dumbseizure]

Crushed by an Iron Golem......controlled by a Hurlock........which as part of the darkspawn......which are killing things because its a blight.......in Dragon Age:Origins........

Aw Dammit.

Well, at least it wont be painful....hopefully....

 

[mental_looney]

Lego pirates, killed by Blackbeard in a sword fight, would be awesome to see that in real life...

He better show up in minifig form or it's not an accurate translation.

 

[Ddgafd]

Drowned in Yahtzee's ragefest-I mean game, Poacher. Blech, a horrifying thought.

 

[AngloDoom]

I'm...going to be killed by an ogre?
While defending a castle from an onslaught of enemies?
With a friend?

Sweet.

Captcha: Pearly gates.

Yes indeed, Captcha, yes indeed.