The last way you died in a videogame is how you are going to die IRL

[gewata]

I think I turn into a walking tree and get killed by a flying banana...

(Maokai getting killed by a Soraka autoattack in League of Legends)

Could be worse.

 

[Ulquiorra4sama]

Spoiler: L.A. Noire spoilers (In case they still matter)

I get washed away in an underground tunnel after saving a "friend" and my lover from a crazy ex-soldier with a flamethrower. There are worse ways to go

Or if that doesn't count then i'll just get shot up during a bank robbery because i took cover on the side of a door frame rather than outside the entrance.

 

[triggrhappy94]

Putting a grenade into my mouth and detonating it, spraying my brains around the entire room.

(Thank you Postal 2)

Ha I remember that. I was trying to figure something out, but then that happened and I couldn't get it to go away.

 

[MarsProbe]

A small green creature sneaked up behind me and exploded, killing me instantly.

Well, at least it'll be quick, albeit messy.

 

[necromanzer52]

Getting blown up by a walking, nuke launching, robot, thing?

I guess that's ok.

 

[juvemisfit]

Roommate reset the router, causing me to disconnect from the TF2 server I was on.

Could be worse..just lose connection w/ reality for about 45 seconds and then poof your gone.

 

[Brian Murray]

Running towards a sniper while we are both on top of a fuel storage tower that is over 50 meters high, he gets a lucky shot, i spread my arms and legs out, and go flying off the platform pinwheeling to my death, WHILE BEING SHOT AT BY 5 HELICOPTERS WITH DUEL MINIGUNS.


God I love Just Cause 2.

 

[ThePenguinKnight]

Beaten to death by zombies, from Dead Island.

 

[toothofymir]

Head got caved in by a Thunder Hammer wielding servant of the Corpse Emperor.

Chaos for life.

 

[Easton Dark]

Eaten by the Wall of Flesh.

Not cool.

 

[blizzaradragon]

I'm gonna get the crap kicked out of me by a team consisting of Deadpool, Zero, and Phoenix Wright. That's gonna hurt, but be awesome at the same time.

 

[RedgraveStorm]

Fall on a spike and explode in to giblets. Yeah, Poacher loves me so.

 

[CardinalPiggles]

I took an energy sword to the face, then fell from a balcony and into the water below.

It's going to bloody well hurt alright.

 

[NinjaDeathSlap]

The last time I died I got gutted by a Banshee...

Thank you, Sean Hollyman, for giving me nightmares for the next week. You're the best!

 

[devilofthemist]

well, on the urealms stream we now have a thing going called dwarves vs zombies(monsters) and it's a whole when you die you become a monster and must kill the rest of the dwarves, i was an iron golem, so the way i will die is i will make my way through a fortress killing everyone in my path and destroying their sacred relic, being shot with hundreds of arrows until my body is finally shattered, well, i won't be forgotten in a hurry

 

[Mabster]

I will be dive bombed to death by a gorilla-sized lunatic wearing a cardboard Batman mask and a gliding rig fashioned out of a tent.

That's from Gotham City Impostors. I'm thinking death by massive-falling-crazy-person doesn't sound too bad considering.

 

[TheRussian]

I kid you not, the last time I died was in fact, a telefrag. I was playing spy, and I was sapping a bunch of teleporters and some engineer went through one before I could sap it. At least it's a clean and quick death...

 

[devilofthemist]

I fell in a pit of Lava.

There is no Lava nearby

that's what you think
-laughs maniacally-

 

[Nathan Josephs]

i....fell into a bottomless pit in a haunted house filled with evil pigs. oh dear.

 

[Electric Alpaca]

Died with a Plasma in Devil May Cry outnumbering me. They just won't stop multiplying, and on Hard it's a pain. I'm cowering at the prospect of Dante Must Die.

It didn't look too powerful, I imagine a laser beam would kill me instantly so not too bad.