The last way you died in a videogame is how you are going to die IRL

[2fish]

I was punched by an iron golem after running out of bullets. This one is gonna hurt.

I am going to be killed by a Zombie king who usurped power from his stupid zombie nephew who thinks he's French. All while after breaking out of his dungeon.

le Braaains... erm sorry

 

[FreeCookies]

Aww. Deathclaws.

Capatcha: One fell swoop.
No doubt.

 

[Kahunaburger]

According to this thread, I'm going to get reckless with my sword powers and accidentally drain my host/wielder too much.

 

[Oro44]

Looks like Kai Leng is going to stab me in the face in the near future.

 

[zelda2fanboy]

I didn't know how to play "Next Girl" by The Black Keys during a master mode encore, so I couldn't unlock one of the bonus songs. This is a form of death, right?

 

[Broken Blade]

Killed by those pink slimes from Spiral Knights. I'm really low level and I wasn't paying attention. However, since ambulatory pink slime does not yet exist on Earth, I should be safe for a while.

 

[holographicman]

blew myself up with 6 crates of dynamite and a car battery in far cry 2
at least itll be quick

 

[Fredrikorex]

I just exploded without warning when doing a high five.
(TF2 "explode" command)

 

[Grouchy Imp_v1legacy]

Gunned down by some talentless cheapskate hip-firing dual-wielded FMG9s.

Oh joy.

 

[Radoh]

Ummm......
Fallout New Vegas....
Oh! Right, the Legendary Bloatfly.
I don't know if that's awesome or terribly sad.

 

[Nargleblarg]

I assaulted several whiterun guards with my magic until finally being taken down by the archers. Skyrim

 

[Mr.Squishy]

Spoiler

Sacrificing my life to save the galaxy from giant evil robo space squids? Hey, why not.
Captcha: taken aback - damn right I was when I saw that ending.

 

[Gardenia]

Ripped to shreds by a pack of goat people, you say? While trying to see if he could run naked through Greece?
I was bored and playing Titan Quest, nuff said.

 

[Warachia]

Body slammed and eaten by a worm. Is it cheating when you see the title of this thread and play a game before making this my comment?

 

[Burst6]

So i'll get killed trying to suplex a giant spined monster into another giant spined monster?

Not a bad way to go if i do say so myself.

 

[Dangit2019]

Freaking camper with shotgun. I admit to the crime of ragequit.

 

[Reaper195]

Crashed head on into a rival going at a little over two hundred km/h in Burnout Paradise.

So...pretty good. Instantaneous (In theory), Faith No More blaring loudly and in what I assume is my own supercharged Mustang. Taking out a shitty boy racer car.

 

[Psychedelic Spartan]

Oh an arrow to the NO NO NO NO NO! I mean, a Halo Reach shotgun blast to the chest. That's gotta sting a little.