The last weapon you used shall now be used to perform your colonoscopy

asmidir

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I started this topic a few months ago but it quickly drifted away into nothing so I though"Hey why not try again."

So escapists, pretty straight forward. The last weapon you used in a video game will now be fitted with a camera and used by your doctor to perform your next colonoscopy. So how bad do you have it?

The last weapon I used was the longbow in Dragon Age Origins......I guess i'll be walking out of there.....BOW LEGGED........get it? Yeah.
 

Corpse XxX

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I played Angry Birds..................

What does this mean?

Will i survive?

Does the bird come out of it okay?
 

Scabadus

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A silenced W2000 sniper rifle... huh, that could actually be a lot worse.
 

Wuggy

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Corpse XxX said:
I played Angry Birds..................

What does this mean?

Will i survive?

Does the bird come out of it okay?
1. It means you bum is going to get a tad more lively.
2. Probably, but it will be an unforgettable experience.
3. I'm sorry to break this to you, but no.

OT: I last played Portal 2. So I guess it'll be the Aperture Science Hand-Held Portal Device. Now how in the hell will that work?
 

asmidir

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Neverhoodian said:
A Panzerkampfwagen 35 from World of Tanks.



Oh dear Lord...
Just bend over and shut your eyes......OK BRING IT IN...SLOWLY....SLOWLY OK LOWER THE GUN.
 

Zeema

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what the hell is going to happen here [last weapon was the Galli]
 

Hamish Durie

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why WHY oh why did I revisit painkiler last night. well at leat ill go out with a lighting barbequed, shuriken riddled corpse.