The last weapon you used shall now be used to perform your colonoscopy

[interspark]

i don't know what a colonoscopy is but if it's done by a doctor with an Iron Longsword from Fable then i DEFINATELY don't want to be a part of it!

 

[interspark]

The Dagger of Time? I'd have to relive the surgery again and again!

either that or your anus would get sealed in an alternate realm... that could get nasty!

 

[Death on Trapezoids]

Ha!

The last weapon I used was improvised from a flashlight and a tissue laser! I'll be fine!

Oh wait... this is dead space tech being used by modern doctors?

I've seen what that plasma does to limbs, and now it's going...

I'm gonna go write my will now.

 

[health-bar]

Aperture Science Handheld Portal Device.

this is either going to be really easy and painless or incredibly painful.

 

[Burningsok]

what?! you shitting me??!!

well... I guess I'll say goodbye to my lower half.

bazooka, some random browser game.

wait wait... *sun glasses*, shitting

yeeaaah

 

[XIII's Number XIV]

<img src=http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100601215048/megaman/images/a/a7/X4_zeroslash.jpg>...is gonna ruin my whole day.

 

[WaffleCopters]

The PMG from APB:R...hmm...hope it doesnt go off...

 

[AgDr_ODST]

I punched out a suspect who tried to run....so that means that Cole Phelps..... is gonna shove his fist........up my......
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oh my

 

[CRAVE CASE 55]

The Experimentle M.I.R.V. in Fallout 3...

 

[Spiner909]

A pencil, apparently.

 

[hiks89]

wierd little cop pistol from crackdown...meh?

 

[Hemlet]

Oh dear...The Spear Of Bitter Mercy from Morrowind.

That's gonna sting a bit...

 

[limping beaver]

ray gun

 

[Lightning Delight]

The Chemical Thrower from Bioshock? Crap.... Its either napalm, liquid nitrogen, or electric gel. Non of those things should ever end up in a person's ass.

 

[Quantum Star]

The spinner from Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess. Oh my...

 

[ion496]

I was playing trauma center before reading this thread, and the last tool I used was.... the syringe?

Yeah, this is going to go much better than all your other surgeries.

 

[Jzolr0708]

The Portal Gun....

I actually think that'd be better.

 

[Doge Dominico]

Cyclop's LASER EYES!

I'm not sure if that's good or bad, or how that'd work...I don't...I don't want to know.