The lemon thread (1/3)

[Dany_the_penguin]

Hello fellow forum denizens. I am planning something out of the norm and have decided I'm going to make a purchase of a lemon, and what I do with said lemon is in the hands of this thread's commentors. Please respond with what you would like for me to do with the lemon, and the choose of whom will decide will come down to the most liked responses. Once options enough reach a certain threshold, (maybe 3-5) I will make a second thread with a poll for the most popular options to be voted upon. Once voting ends at another certain threshold, I will do the action in question and, I dunno record it or post images of me doing the acts upon the lemon.

DR;DU: (Did read didn't understand)
YOU tell me what you want me to do with a lemon in THIS thread
In the second thread, the most popular acts (decoded upon by likes) to be performed on the lemon will be voted on
In the third and final thread, the most voted on act will be performed, accompanied with visual media

Rules:
-Just, have good judgement and don't suggest anything fucked.

 

[Kae]

Lemon meringue pie?

 

[Houseman]

-Just, have good judgement and don't suggest anything fucked.

Aww man.

 

[Dany_the_penguin]

Lemon meringue pie?

Well I guess this is my own fault for not giving examples as to what I might do with the lemon, but I was thinking of taking on requests like, having it get crushed by heavy weight or something

 

[Kae]

Well I guess this is my own fault for not giving examples as to what I might do with the lemon, but I was thinking of taking on requests like, having it get crushed by heavy weight or something

A pie is much harder to make than that experiment.

 

[Kae]

Fine I'll humour your challenge request, try to extract juice from it with your face, like in this Simpson's clip.

 

[JoJo]

Draw a face on the lemon and then take it out on a date in a public location. Bonus points if you have an acrimonious break up halfway through the date.

 

[Kyrian007]

I like it as a replacement for orange in home-made cranberry sauce... but I wouldn't recommend it as lime works even better. Not recommended if you prefer overly sweet to tartly sour.

 

[blockhead77]

Set it aflame

 

[Wintermute]

Build a mini trebuchet and use it to attack your enemies.

 

[Mister Mumbler]

Build a mini trebuchet and use it to attack your enemies.

Need to get your engineers to figure out how to make them combustible too.