The Monty Python: Bridge of Death Test

[MysteriousStranger]

A bit of fun. For those Escapists out there that dont know what im talking about, then feel free to watch this unintentional intructional video from Monty Python crew.


For those who have seen The Holy Grail, let us continue...

STOP, Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see

Question 1: What... is your name?
Question 2: What... is your quest?

and finally,

Question 3: What... is your favourite colour?

Only by answering these question correctly will ye pass to the other side

Decide if the person above you lives or DIES..Mwhahahahahaha *cough* *cough* thats enough evil laughing for now

 

[BoosterGold]

My Name is BoosterGold
My quest to to find the taco bell I'm hungry
my favorite colour i gold

 

[not_the_dm]

You die. Indecision on your part.

1: Eruantien Adan Deasar
2: To ride now for wrath, for ruin, and a red dawn.
3: Green.

 

[Mr.Mattress]

You Die. Sorry.

1: My name is Walt Disney.
2: I have to get to California to build an amusement park.
3: I love all the colors of the rainbow, as well as all the shades of black, white and brown.

 

[Fallen-Angel Risen-Demon]

You...

Spoiler: For suspence

LIVE!

My name is Samuel James.
My quest is to own all your base.
My favorite colour is red.

 

[TheSentinel]

You die.

My Name is Sir Alouicious of Chestershire
My quest is to find the Holy Grail
My favorite color is maroon

 

[BoosterGold]

Spoiler: This Is CAMELOT!!

You Live

My Name is Justin
My quest to eat smoked cheese
My Favorite colour is salmon

 

[Omega V]

you die

I am an Immortal being

My Divine purpose is beyond your comprehension

My eyes see colors and shades you will never experience

 

[CloggedDonkey]

You die live are slain by a team of god killers.

My name is unimportant.

My quest is your mother.

My favorite color is Yellow.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

You die. You don't want my mother.

My name is Braille.
My quest is to hypnotise the world with my pixely goodness.
My favourite colour is RAAAAAAAGE!!!

 

[Confidingtripod]

you die, rage isnt a colour

my name is joe102
my quest is to derail my train of thought
my favourite coulor is flourecent bluish purple

 

[Robert632]

You die. No man has numbers in his name.

My name is Pink Fish Man.
My quest is to murder kittins.
My favourite colour is Kitten blood.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

You live. Clearly you are the main protagonist of a Pokemon game.

My name is Cloud...
My quest is to mope about and maybe hinder Sephiroth a little at some point...
My favourite colour is red, because my blood is red when I cut myself...

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

You live. Honesty is appreciated.

Our name is Xpwn3ntial.
Our quest is too grand for your puny human mind to comprehend.
Our favourite colour is green.

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

You die. Two identical answers for colour.

We are Legion
Our quest is to reform heretics
Our favourite colour is purple

 

[CloggedDonkey]

You die. I'm bored and you have no reason to survive.

My name is CloggedDonkey.

My quest is victory over Red Team.

My favorite color is Blue.

 

[BrailleOperatic]

You die due to massive conflict of interest.

My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
My quest is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
My favourite colour is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.