The most flashy thing you own.

bluegate

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The Unworthy Gentleman said:
My penis. I had surgery to have LEDs flash up and down the sides, they're pretty small but incredibly bright. They had to put the circuit board in my ass so I couldn't sit down for like a week after I got it. The button is on my hip which means I'll wake up and they'll be flashing.

The ladies love it though.
There is only one answer to a post like this, pics or it didn't happen :p

As for me, I don't really own anything flashy...
 

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Err, cymbals? My most expensive one is my Sabian AAXplosion 18" crash. It's shiny!

 

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My PC

GPU - 2x GTX580
CPU - i7-950 @ 4.1GHZ
COOLER - Antec Kuler 620
CASE - NZXT PHANTOM
MOBO - ASrock X58 Extreme3 Mobo
RAM - 12GB Patriot Viper Extreme2 @ 2004mhz
SSD - Patriot SATA3 Wildfire 120G
HDD - 2x 2 TB WD Blue
PSU - Antec Quattro 1200w
MOUSE - G500
HEADSET - G35

...And I use it to browse escapist.
 

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Probably my Transformers collection. The flashiest of which is this guy, Unicron:


Not so much an action figure, as a small orange midget. This thing is pretty freaking big.
 

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Well, There are three.

My Celica


My Bike


Or my Camera which, when combined with all the lenses and other crap, is worth almost as much as the two items above combined!!
 

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I'd say my computer.

Cooler Master HAF 912 case with a backlit mechanical keyboard, backlit mouse, and one of those Playstation 3D monitors - I mean, TVs.

Thing's a monster.
 

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Toss up between my Breitling Chronomat Evolution and Dolce and Gabbana winter coat with lambskin leather on the outside and rabbit fur on the inside. Coat is definitely the 'flashiest' but oh boy is it warm.
 

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I've got some nice First 4 Figures figures as well as a Brutal Legend one. And then there's my trophy from a local Nintendo connection tour a couple of years back. Or some of my stupidly expensive cookbooks and signed art books.

But I personally think the most flashy thing I own is my Dungeons and Dragons dice, signed by Taylor Swift...


That was a good day.
 

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The Unworthy Gentleman said:
My penis. I had surgery to have LEDs flash up and down the sides, they're pretty small but incredibly bright. They had to put the circuit board in my ass so I couldn't sit down for like a week after I got it. The button is on my hip which means I'll wake up and they'll be flashing.

The ladies love it though.
Aww dude, I remember you! Remember that one time you were walking in the night, an airplane saw your flashy and (dare I say) ENORMOUS phallus, and tried to land on it? I was one of the spectators who watched you triumphantly help the pilot land the plane!

Can I have your autograph?
 

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Umm... well, I have a limited edition 9th Doctor action figure, only 3000 made... not too flashy, yeah...

No, I'm much more of a discreet guy.

Captcha: too late
It knew I had nothing to say, but I started typing, and it was too late to stop!
 

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It would probably have to be my Musicman Stingray bass, Jesus, it's beautiful


http://www.wembleyguitarcentre.com/imagecache/9511539f-5bb7-4ea6-bd1c-9e1400c7009f_800x561.jpg
 
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TheYellowCellPhone said:
Aww dude, I remember you! Remember that one time you were walking in the night, an airplane saw your flashy and (dare I say) ENORMOUS phallus, and tried to land on it? I was one of the spectators who watched you triumphantly help the pilot land the plane!

Can I have your autograph?
All I can say about that is that it was damn lucky I took all that Viagra. I don't think I've ever seen such a surprised pilot in all my days. I didn't even get a news story either, that schmuck who landed in the Hudson river was a hero but was my cock revered? No.

Of course you may have my autograph.
 

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I have...a bbq knife with 2 points.

Yea.

I have an Ushanka from Poland. Its real and soviet.
Yea, I....I dont own flashy things.
 

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If you count minecraft, then my recreation of Cthulhu in it.

If you dont count Minecraft, then my "Aliens" Chestburster Collectible.

I also have one of those 5'11 collectible "Bleach" swords ((no pic available at the moment)). Honestly, i stopped liking the show once they got into the whole "Soul Society" thing, but this thing is just so badarse i had to get it since it was on sale.
 

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uhddh said:
A 1962 Hofner Committee Bass. A sexy vintage hollow body that sounds beautiful.
I must go and change my underwear now, that is beautiful!

I usually just get friends to come and hang out at my beach-side pad
 

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uhddh said:
A 1962 Hofner Committee Bass. A sexy vintage hollow body that sounds beautiful.
Sweet jesus thats awesome. If your Hofner and my lowly fender-P have sex, will i get baby basses? Coz if so...let my Fender have your basses babies!

On topic, my saitek x52? I wanted the pro version, that has the ability to discolight while you fly...