- Oct 8, 2011
I would be Batman.
This. A million times this. Fire all the employees and demolish the assets. Just destroy it.Solo-Wing said:
Art.Blargh McBlargh said:Buy several large golden statues of your own genitals and have them placed on major landmarks across the globe.
'Cause why the hell not?
I'd call my butler by a different name each day, and fire him when he doesn't respond.MintberryCrunch said:I'd buy a giant magnifying glass in space and fry people who I don't like. And I'd live in a gigantic glass Coke bottle, and my bed would be 3 kilometers long and would be made of marble with 14 waterfalls on either side. I'd also have a butler called Jeffrey, whom I would call Hallington MXVII, but only on weekdays when it is raining.
I'd also buy pi amounts of everything I purchase.
No, you make 11 copies. 1 for yourself, and then you hold a death match where there can be only 10 winners on an island in international waters for the 10 copies.Potato Dragon said:Make the best damn video game that ever was or will be, and let no one else play it.
I'm afraid that the sun is already claimed. [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/105665-Woman-Claims-to-Own-the-Sun]Zhukov said:Buy the title deeds to the sun.
Roast as in "the event in the United States in which an individual is subjected to a public presentation of comedic insults, praise, outlandish true and untrue stories, and heartwarming tributes, the implication being that the roastee is able to take the jokes in good humor and not as serious criticism or insult, and therefore, show their good nature."? or roast like I would roast a citizen?DarkRyter said:Roast some poor people.
Please, I would build my own moon with a built in death ray, after which I would relax in my secret layer enjoying the money the people of Earth paid me to not use my death raySixcess said:I don't know if it's awesome or worrying that I got ninja'd on "build a private moon base."Rowan93 said:Make myself Emperor of the Moon.
Obviously now I have to spend my $100 billion on building my own army of robots to invade and kick Rowan93 off of my Moon.
So yeah, build a private moon base or start the first interplanetary robot war. Either sounds good.