I got a laugh to and am yet to watch any Breaking Bad. Yay, I'm going to have a great time avoiding spoilers when awbody else has seen and is discussing it!
I've known folks who purposely put 'Please give blood' stickers by their front doors to keep Jehovah's Witnesses at bay.
Mind you, apparently orb spiders work as well. In that my mum heard Mormons come up to the house, and decide not to continue, citing the spiders as a reason.
Mind you, apparently orb spiders work as well. In that my mum heard Mormons come up to the house, and decide not to continue, citing the spiders as a reason.
The concept of guard-spiders is both terrifying and ingenious. The house I grew up in used to have a similar defense...evidently there was a wasp nest somewhere in the wall right behind our doorbell...because every time someone rang it 3 or 4 of the angry buggers would fly out from a crack in the wall and harass whoever was standing on our porch.
I must say that the ending of Breaking Bad is nothing worth writing home about, and definitely not worth spoiling. Because basically
nothing really happens. There's no ending to speak of, it has nothing to do with the stuff we saw in the first episode after the hiatus. How did he survive his cancer? How does everyone know he's Heisenberg while he's still not caught by the cops. Hell, how did he stay out of the police's hands in the first place? And most importantly; what the fuck was he doing with that huge machinegun in his trunk?!
No closure, no happenings, no nothing. It felt like an ending made to appease a corporate board, to make it so non-descriptive and open that they could still make some new seasons if they feel like it, just to get more money out of it.
/end rant
Shame such a good show had such a rushed final season and such a disappointing final episode.
MinionJoe said:
Avoidant.
My housemate always invites them in, offers them tea, and explains neo-Celtic paganism to them.
We once turned up a game of Unreal Tournament 99 real loud when some Jehova's came a-knocking. The faces they made while hearing extremely loud cries of HEADSHOOOT and MULTI KIIILL were so damn worth it.
And a family friend of my partner's parents once told us he had some original Adolf Hitler speeches on old records in his record collection. I suggested he'd put those on when Jehova's would come by his door as they're rather rife in that area. There were enough laughs that I wouldn't be surprised if he'd actually try it.
It's funny, my folks and I have recently started watching Breaking Bad. We're about halfway through the second season at the moment and holy shit it's so good. How the hell did I miss this for so long??
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