The Pickup Artist

Headsprouter

Monster Befriender
Legacy
Oct 14, 2020
8,662
3
43
Ummm...Free to play?

EDIT: Holy bejesus i just realised early access could imply that he likes underage grillz.
 

Shocksplicer

New member
Apr 10, 2011
891
0
0
Incredibly violent?
Overly obsessed with appearances?
Released in chunks over an extended period of time?
 

JoJo

and the Amazing Technicolour Dream Goat 🐐
Moderator
Legacy
Mar 26, 2020
7,132
74
53
Country
🇬🇧
Gender
♂
Only suitable for ages 18 or over?
 

Lvl 64 Klutz

Crowsplosion!
Apr 8, 2008
2,338
0
0
Man, this joke is gold! The punchlines are endless.

>Borrowed from a friend?
>In working condition?
>Sponsored by Doritos and Mountain Dew?
>With a $30 trade value?
>Created by Tim Schafer?
>Packaged with a manual?
>Co-op with a buddy?

Okay, I'm done.
 

RA92

New member
Jan 1, 2011
3,079
0
0
Compatible?

Not two-dimensional?

Has low requirements?

Dumbs things down for you?

Someone your mum disapproves of?
 

Bocaj2000

New member
Sep 10, 2008
1,082
0
0
Played with for a few weeks and then finished? Then realizing that the one before it was better?