The Portal 2 E3 Demo Will Give You a Headache

J3llo

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damn it now i just go 5 minutes to get ready 4 work and eat breakfast, and theres alots of jizz poo poo and wee on the sheets,
 

lacktheknack

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Sennz0r said:
Holy crap that shit's mindbending.

I hope it's longer than the first installment. Looks fantastic though.
From the sheer amount of new puzzle elements plus GlaDOs' new revenge plot, adding in the fact that this is meant to be "standalone" and not in a combo package, I think that extra length is a guarantee.
 

instantbenz

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goo makes you a ninja ... anyway turbo valve-gasm

i hope it just doesn't get too long. games that previously don't run for too long get sequels that over correct into the realms of enormous and overwhelming. the first didn't over stay its welcome. fingers crossed for two to follow suit.
 

Billion Backs

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Holy shit, they've done it again. First person platformer, in a modern age.

I'll be buying this for sure...
 

ddq5

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I'm popping giant wood over here.

On the other hand, sometimes temp voices (like the one for Wheatly) turn out better than the final product, as was the case for Soap in MW2. I thought the random programmer they got to do his voice in the preview videos was much better than the goofy Irish fellow who ended up with the part, although my original perception could have been enhanced by my lack of knowledge of his mohawk.

What was I talking about? Oh yeah, Portal 2. Jeez this game looks rad.
 

Flamezdudes

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Just think, imagine all of these complicated shit in one level. It's gonna be frickin hard man! Plus its even harder to wait for next year now...
 

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Grinning like an idiot all the way through that... arghh... I want it now....


arc1991 said:
the antithesis said:
So Wheatly is the new Companion Cube?
At least he has emotion...
He's annoying - looks like a jar Jar character, the Companion cube is ironic, better and a more fun. Well at least Shodan is still in it, :p
 

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azzxl said:
Portal 2 2011 game of the year calling it now.
Don't forget about your post, because I suspect you are 100% right, and a year from now you can gloat about it to all the naysayers.

OT: Give me....give me it...now...
 

Folio

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I already knew it was going to be huge with all those mechanics.

But I'm bothered with the sound. (Yes, yes, 'go cry in a corner you little whiner.' I know it sounds pathetic, but hear me out.)

What was wrong with the old portal sound? They didn't need to adjust that. And why does Wheatly sound so clear and not computer-like? We all liked the way everything sounded like, didn't we?
 

Dfskelleton

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Awesome! While I usually prefer good old fashioned killfest fun to relieve stress, sometimes I like to sit down and make my brain work. When that moment comes, I put in Portal. If Portal 2 is even more mindbending than Portal, then I'm in for a treat.
 

Playbahnosh

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WAAAAAAAAH! >.<

Valve should be punished for doing this to us, there must be a law around here that forbids excessive teasing and blowing of minds. WANT!!!!!
 

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The Austin said:
I can already tell that Wheatly is going to be a fan favorite.
I was about to say that, he'll be the next companion cube. Except with a sweet New Zealand accent. Awwww yeah.
 

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Um...yeah. Bit late there. The coverage on these videos has been done almost a week ago.

Still, always awesome to watch Wheatly.
 

Flamingpenguin

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"We both said a lot of things that you're going to regret"

Good to know that the writing is still as excellent as ever!

Also, I like this Wheatley guy!
"Oh no that's too high! ...okay, I'm really going to do it this time."
"Oh! I know we're in danger, but this is amazing! We can go anywhere we want!"

It also reminds me of Half life more too, which is good because the universes are supposedly one in the same.

And the physics? How could you not like them?
This is gonna be Valve at their best.
 

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Deef said:
The Austin said:
I can already tell that Wheatly is going to be a fan favorite.
I was about to say that, he'll be the next companion cube. Except with a sweet New Zealand accent. Awwww yeah.
It's a British Accent....It's just those pesky Australia and New Zelanders stole it
 

LackingSanity

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The little blurbs on the diagams at the beginning are hilarious.
For example: "Excursion Funnels are part of an investigation into how well test subjects can solve problems while travelling through a churning funnel of liquid asbestos. Results so far have been highly informative: they cannot."
Dammit Valve, why are you so good at this? I keep thinking that it's impossible to want this any more, and then you just show me something even better.