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The Premiums

Our insurance doesn't cover acts of Erin.

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[shadowxvii]

That is indeed a magnificent fire.

 

[Canadamus Prime]

It's a wonder she still has a job. Well she won't if she keeps burning it down.

 

[Thunderous Cacophony]

Quick, before they change the policy again: Engage in some monkeyshines and horseplay!

 

[-Dragmire-]

Don't worry Erin, you can still be frolicsome.

 

[RJ 17]

Hmmmm, seems to me like she was engaged more in horseplay than hijinks. That or maybe some roughhousing. If your horseplay and/or roughhousing doesn't end up with your place of business on fire then you're doing something wrong.

 

[Thaluikhain]

Heh, I laughed.

Reminds me of the Casey and Andy burning house running gag.

 

[kurupt87]

That's some grade-A buffoonery right there.

 

[lacktheknack]

JESUS CHRIST.

I don't know if this is going to be an arc, but it's positively surreal. What is going ON?

 

[Gasbandit]

It's a wonder she still has a job. Well she won't if she keeps burning it down.

Job, hell, it's a wonder she's not in jail or a psych ward!

 

[Canadamus Prime]

It's a wonder she still has a job. Well she won't if she keeps burning it down.

Job, hell, it's a wonder she's not in jail or a psych ward!

Well at the very least it's a wonder she still has a job.

 

[Something Amyss]

Some women just want to watch the world burn.

Our insurance doesn't cover acts of Erin.

I'm pretty sure most insurance companies now include an Erin clause.

It's a wonder she still has a job.

Would you fire a woman whose solution to a spider is a handgun?

I been waiting for this since the start, Erin is finally embracing the sociopath she's always been

Finally?

 

[Canadamus Prime]

It's a wonder she still has a job.

Would you fire a woman whose solution to a spider is a handgun?

Fire her is the LEAST I would do. I'd probably have her committed to a psychiatric facility.

 

[Vale]

You give 'em a hand and they set your place on fire... or something. Can't remember the saying, must have been pretty stupid.
I sure hope Critical Miss will see a serial escalation of fire-based puns in the future though.

 

[PunkRex]

I have general antics coverage but they screwed me last weekend with a 'no horseplay' clause.

 

[Skeleon]

I didn't think arson counted as hijinks to be honest.

 

[Something Amyss]

Fire her is the LEAST I would do. I'd probably have her committed to a psychiatric facility.

Well you see, that's your problem. You're just gonna make her angry doing that.

 

[Something Amyss]

You give 'em a hand and they set your place on fire... or something. Can't remember the saying, must have been pretty stupid.

Teach a man to fish, he'll eat for life. Teach Erin Stout to fish, she'll find a way to set the sea on fire.

 

[Imp_Emissary]

Wow. That brings the number of times she's done this at least up to 4.

:/ Wonder who Erin's defence lawyer is.

Charles maybe?
Or perhaps his uncle, Smokey? xD