The protagonist from the last game you played turns out to be your biological Father/Mother

TheFinalFantasyWolf

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Tell me, would you be horrified? Or would you love them as a parent?

Last game I played was MGS4. Now considering that Solid Snake (Old Snake) is sterile, this just makes me very concerned and suspicious of my true origins. However in any case, thats a cool (and sneaky) Dad to have around.
 

AnthonTheSkabot

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Agent 47, I don't imagine that he'd stick around for long as a father and he's a very strange man. That would kind of suck.
 

SomeLameStuff

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Last game I played was Magic the Gathering... who's supposed to be the protagonist in that again?
 

KafkaOffTheBeach

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Last game I played was Persona 3 Portable.
Sooooooo.....according to the game and its timeline - my biological father would be three years younger than me?
GREAT SCOTT!
 

Droa

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hmm my character from Monster Hunter Tri is my daddy, well considering he can use weapons bigger than himself with ease an swim like a fish an about 20 mins underwater with no problem, as long as he teaches the family business I think I could be quite happy
 

NastoK

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Son of a robot D: (Cave story).
Huh, didn't know robots had it in them.
 

FrostyChick

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Well the last game I played was Minecraft, but because Steve would make a rather boring and predictable answer I'll go with the game before that. Which was Mass Effect. I highly doubt a ruthless renegade Femshep would make a very good mother figure, she would be off to busy saving the galaxy to be a mother. So even in a fantasy universe I grow up with little to no parental/maternal interaction.
 

chronicfc

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Shepard... I just had the fun times with Tali and Miranda, so I'm either basically genetically perfect or part Quarian... good times, good times.
 

wooty

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So Welkin Gunther and Alicia Melchiott are my parents? I like this, its nice having war heroes as parents.
 

DanielBrown

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Daniel Brown, son of Kratos!
I'd shit my pants.

Though, I wouldn't call Kratos a protagonist.
 

Eventidal

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Considering I was just playing Nehrim (amazing Oblivion mod, better than the original game by far) with my character modded to be a blue anthro raccoon... well, I'd be some kind of crazy half-breed, then.
 

Littlee300

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The heavy. l:

I just learned I am Russian though and he must have had me late considering TF2 takes place in the 60's.
 

Sonicron

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So I'm an Auditore.

Yeah, I can live with that. Heck, I'll gladly learn the family trade.