The protagonist of the last game you played wants too have sex with you.

[natster43]

Who the fuck is the protagonist of Mortal Kombat??? I'm going to guess Raiden. My response: try to fly away while screaming "AYUMAMADAY!!!"

 

[Drummodino]

My WoW undead warlock? I'm pretty sure there is a law against necrophilia... Plus it would be disgusting :S

 

[l3o2828]

Chuck Greene

No thank you.

 

[Argonian alchemist]

Wait... Lightning from final fantasy 13 wants to have sex with me... this- this is the greatest moment of my life... I'd probably panic and go into some form of an epileptic fit...

 

[Voxgizer]

picsnip

Can't say I'm looking forward to that cross.

first of all what game is that it looks like fun

secondly, i was playing demon hunter: something wings on my android. I am taken, my gf is hot, and i have no desire to have sex with a semi emo teenage kid. sorry mate. it's just not my bag.

That'd be Dungeon Fighter Online. It's a great game when Nexon (the company who handles it in NA) isn't completely dropping the ball like they've got a terminal case of butter fingers, but that's a story for another time. If you'd like more info, feel free to shoot me a PM. I'm a long time DFO player, so I can try to answer any questions you might have.

 

[Paulrus_Keaton]

That would be my female courier from Fallout: New Vegas.
Strange. I've written her as a man-hater, lesbian, and she has a face that looks like it was hit by a shovel.

Should I jump at the opportunity? Not... sure.

 

[InsanelyZanter]

This is going to get crowded.

 

[Silbena]

Sora wants to do WHAT?!

 

[natster43]

Who the fuck is the protagonist of Mortal Kombat??? I'm going to guess Raiden. My response: try to fly away while screaming "AYUMAMADAY!!!"

Wouldn't that be Liu Kang?If you wiki MK 1 he is the main protagonist.

Captca: arrest itilock.Even though I'm not your personal army captcha itilock is the enemy of inglip and must be brought to justice!

Sorry I should have been more clear. I meant the newest Mortal Kombat game. You don't play as Liu Kang through most of the story.

 

[Maximilian Guerra]

Looks like Roland's gonna TC my ass.

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

A Magicka wizard with a pink kimono is trying to grape me?

Well, he's quite squishy and I have a hammer... so smash his head?

 

[Mr. Gency]

Why would Dempsy want to have sex with me?

Sorry Jack Marston....

He implores you to reconsider.

 

[Angus565]

I played the Predator in AvP...
Wait a minute a Predator want's to have sex with me??
SOMEONE CALL CHRIS HANSEN!!

 

[DasHunterman]

Shadows of the Damned

Sorry, but I don't care to hear about your Hotboner all day, Garcia. *Ba-dum-tish*

 

[Sikratua]

League of Legends doesn't really have a main character... But the last three characters I played are Caitlyn, Akali, and Kayle.

I'm good for it.

ugh your lucky the last characters i played with were Garen, Malphite and Dr.Mundo .....oh sweet lord not mundo anything but mundo.

You can't even run! Too many slows! I'm so sorry. So very very sorry.

I get Sivir, which I'm okay with. But, I also get Annie, which is all kinds of creepy. On top of the fact that she's a little kid, that would be a horrible thing to do to a teddy bear. My brother plays League of Legends, also, and get Tristana and Amumu.

 

[Tomster595]

I swear to god Bruce, if you try and shove a batarang up my ass....

 

[fanklok]

Pyro on Team Fortress 2...

Well, for release I will finally discover if the Pyro is a he or a she(or a something bizarre in between)

Pyro is a woman, VALVe confirmed this themselves in the previous main menu UI. ANd yeah I too just finished playing TF2, soooo I hope the Pyro is hawt.

 

[Titan Buttons]

Fallout:New Vegas...............now if only I'd made my character female >.<