The Sandbox: A Minecraft based RP (wait...what?)

[Technetium]

You awaken. You are alone, in a strange world. Why are you here? What is your purpose? And WHY THE HELL IS EVERYTHING SHAPED LIKE FUCKING CUBES? You struggle to find the answer, or any plausible phenomenon that could've caused this. You sit up. Your body looks like it was made by a temperamental five year old with a love of 3D cube shapes. You have no hands, nor any feet. In frustration, you punch a nearby tree. After a few minutes, it breaks, into tiny square pieces of wood. You hear a popping sound as they whizz towards you, disappearing on contact although you can feel their presence. You have absolutely no idea, what in Notch's name is going on. You are Steve.

Spoiler: The plot and shizzle

There is no plot. This is more of a choose your own adventure rp, based off minecraft. You control Steve. You may introduce new characters, but only when the time arises for it. Anyine may join, and anyone has the right to control Steve. I've been thinking of doing an RP like this for a while now, but lets call it an alpha stage experimental purpose only RP. I hope more non-image based CYOAs will appear after this one. Good luck.

 

[PleasantKenobi]

Kneeling down you attempt to remember who you were before... this, but all that comes to mind is the name 'Steve', a paypal transaction and an install screen (whatever that is).

Climbing to your feet your turn to find yourself staring directly into the eyes of a pig. A pig made out of cubes. A thought springs to mind; how far does this aesthetic go? For a few brief moments images of cuboid pornography run through your mind. Snapping out of the day dream you realise that you are now surrounded by cuboid animals. Pigs, cows and most amusingly, chickens.

 

[Lil_Rimmy]

You look around at all the smug little block animals, mooing and snorting at you. You are suddenly filled with a rage. "HOW DARE YOU BE HAPPIER THAN ME?!?" You start swinging at the pig. It runs off, trying to get away from you. You punch it again and again, chasing after it. Just as you try to jump on it and kill it, it falls down a hole.

You try to stop yourself but you fall right in after it. You are now stuck at the bottom of a hole with a dead pig. What do you do now?

 

[sky14kemea]

You notice a floating pixillated pork chop where the pigs corpse was moments before. As your brain tries to comprehend what's going on, it also zooms into you with a strange *pop*.

You look around the hole you're in, and notice it's a very long way back up. Just as you're about to panic, you notice there's a path that leads into a cave...

 

[Technetium]

But the Sun is setting, and something about this place tells you you don't want to be outside at night. You pummel at the mud with your hands. It breaks instantly. Success! You now create a path to the top...