The Satanic Presence in Our Christmas Music (and how we can stop it)

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Though the average person does not listen to, or analyze, Christmas music, the average Christian has long been aware of the satanic influence in our Christmas music. This is why so many find the music so grating and off putting. It is using a religious holiday to spread the message of the dark one, subliminaly. To help spread awareness of this problem, I have decided to compile a list of songs with satanic elements that need to be analyzed.

1) "Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time- Of course Paul Mccartney would be the first on the list. After the beatles declared that they were "bigger then jesus," and the beetles began using drugs to better commune with the evil one, it is no surprise that they were working to spread their satanic influence far and wide. However, while John Lennon would take a more direct approach by writing his atheist anthem "imagine" and his wife would supply the weird barking noises in the soundtrack of SMT 3: Nocturne, Paul Mccartney took a more nefarious approach. Pretending to write a christmas song that believers could enjoy, he infused the lyrics with obvious satanic influence.


The moon is right
The spirits up
We're here tonight
And that's enough
Simply havin' a wonderful Christmastime


While many people are fooled by the popular refrain, simply having a wonderful christmas time, the rest of the lyrics clearly establish the true meaning of the song. The beatles are having a satanic séance during the winter solstice in order to conjure spirits, presumably to terrorize Josh Groban. They are having a wonderful christmas time because they are worshipping their dark master.

2) Walking in a Winter Wonderland- This song shows that the satanic influence predates the beatles, and may have even been an inspiration for them. Winter Wonderland sings to the joys of using dark magic to bring inanimate objects to life.

In the meadow, we can build a snowman
We'll pretend that he is Parson Brown


Right off the bat we see the song sing the praises of bringing inanimate objects to life, a power reserved only for the lord. From there it gets worse.

He'll say, are you married?
We'll say, no man
But you can do the job when you're in town


The singer then proceeds to fuck the snow man, as he fulfills the marriage duties of a husband, despite not being married. But what kind of sex are we talking about? Missionary? Reverse doggy style? Well, the clue is earlier in the song. "Parson Brown." According to Urban Dictionary, a Parson Brown is when "you defecate on a girls chest while having outdoor sex in the snow, and you put a carrot in her butt." Parson brown is an unusual term, but it is clear what the song is trying to communicate to people who are in the know.

To combat this, I think the best course of action is to create a censorship board made up of middle aged white women with blonde hair to dictate what songs are safe and clean for our radio stations. I understand that this may lead to the removal of some of our Christmas favorites, but it must be done to guarantee a more safe and free society.
 

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2) Walking in a Winter Wonderland- This song shows that the satanic influence predates the beatles, and may have even been an inspiration for them. Winter Wonderland sings to the joys of using dark magic to bring inanimate objects to life.

In the meadow, we can build a snowman
We'll pretend that he is Parson Brown


Right off the bat we see the song sing the praises of bringing inanimate objects to life, a power reserved only for the lord. From there it gets worse.
Not only that, but the snowman is a mockery of a parson - a member of the clergy.
 
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Very true, it's appalling how the demonic underground has influenced our culture!

"It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas!" is an anagram for "Ooke, Satan kills Christ igniting boomlet!"
 
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The post 1950's was basically a take on the 1920's. The reality is that United States does not have any real religion and people are still waging a war between Jews and the Holy Roman Catholic Empire, along with the Han-Chinese, and various Kingdoms and lands via resources. 1950's was about women with proper dresses with BDSM outfits underneath. Imagine all the wonderful delights men had with their wives, girlfriends, and daughters. To the oddities of lifestyles only found in ficitonal works like "Society". However for the most part our World-Citizen mind that has been censored, water-down, and molded into the ideal Christian. Given always and subserviant like a dog under god.

That being said we have to understand the United States and religious freedoms have the free-masons, Satanists, Cabalist ( Judiasm related ), and post WWII/Korea/Vietnam Buddist along with the Harley Davison crowd ( Post WWII bike-gangs and wanna-bes ). So yes many songs we enjoy do have hidden meanings in them. One of the child-actors of "Home Improvement" talked about how he was molested by producers and guys in suits via taping of the show. The boy Charles in charge remember being verbally abused by the actor just for sitting on his lap after he was hanging out with the female actress claiming he had no sexual relations with ( even if it is implied in the song ). Tons of people in Hollywood came out about being at sex parties with homosexual like activities seeing people you would believe are heterosexual icons to many family related products on top of each other. To even undercover via the Bill Clinton and Bush years of sex parties being in the woods to events held in uptown cities. The reality is that yes their are tons of nutjobs out their hiding the fact their is a better method of thinking and the method of thinking we are given is purely brainwashing. It takes a while but to learn that to shaves one head means that person is up for destruction but in terms of the military man it is deemed acceptable he is up for destruction despite being an simpler advantage, or that is to a ghetto. A place where nobody wants to be or they put people who do not belong in society that your in another world entirely.

Walking Winter Wonder-land is about snow and playing in it.

Simply Having a Wonderful Christmas Time they are are talng about that everybody is cheering up and the reflection of the moon in terms of love. Duh which Christian would not purchase this stuff or anybody. It could have any kind of meaning to anybody else. Sally Silverman literally said "There is not Christmas without Jews". She is right. Look at all the productions, names of staff in charge, and who commanded what. It could have been Ottoman or even the Han for all we understand. Look at Commercial Disney v. Original Disney, was that real or did a UFO came down via 1955 and started this mess we are in. You know all these media are really secret messages. Like an alien-invasion did happen and we all are living inside some kind of Matrix world, maybe waking up to be a butterfly or something. Maybe even a videogame itself. "Fly Jay Fly" I said to my co-worker while he was drunk.

Trying to take you seriously but you ended with a censor board which I am against.