The Superpower Thread... WITH A TWIST!!!

[crazyfoxdemon]

The power to turn apples into C3H5(NO3)3

 

[ReaperzXIII]

Project my imagination as holograms, it will help me to threaten people better when they can see the machinations of my mind.

 

[I am Jack's profile]

the ability to turn black socks into white socks.

but not be able to turn them back. Let's be honest

White socks < black socks

 

[Nailz]

ok, we all know the drill, what would your ideal superpower be, HOWEVER!!! this time your selected superpower must have absolutely NO practical use in;

. fighting crime
. help with day to day activity
. solving world-wide problems such as world hunger

so basically useless in every way imaginable

for me it would be..... THE POWER TO COMMUNICATE WITH SPIDERS!!!!!

What if your day to day activity was trying to communicate with spiders. What if by communicating with spiders you furthered the research on arachnids by many years.

The word useless literally means without use. If there is no use, it cannot do anything.
Also, saw this thread yesterday.

OT: My power would be the ability to project images onto my eyes in a two way format. People could see what I wanted on my eyes, and I could also choose to see it.

Edit:

Being able to make a thread which has already been made, then put it in the wrong forum.

actually, this

 

[lukenhiumur]

Being able to turn invisible... but only when no one is looking.

MysteryMen freakin rules

 

[zombiejoe]

Acidic Seaman...yeah...

lolz

 

[Death God]

The power to eat anything and not die. Not particularly useful but really fun.... in a way.

 

[Cherry Cola]

My super power would be never having to go to the bathroom!

Instead I'd have to go into the woods.

Being a super hero is tough work!

 

[lacktheknack]

Being able to turn invisible... but only when no one is looking.

MysteryMen freakin rules

What's Mystery Men?

 

[Declaro]

Being able to turn invisible... but only when no one is looking.

MysteryMen freakin rules

What's Mystery Men?

A pretty funny superhero movie about three crappy superheroes.


Also, my power would be to speak any language I choose with perfect fluency, but only when no one who speaks it is around.

 

[SixWingedAsura]

The Ability to know exactly what to say to anyone to get them pissed off and offend them.

 

[mb16]

the ability to make any mac run windows vista and only windows vista until they try and show someone.

EDIT: make that windows 95

 

[Timmehexas]

The ability to tell when Peter Molyneux is talking bullshit.

You need a super power for that? I just assume he is every time he opens his mouth.

 

[twaddle]

the ability to do this

but only to my face and only when some does something stupid

 

[luclin92]

the power to go naked anywere and not get arrested.

 

[Kurokami]

ok, we all know the drill, what would your ideal superpower be, HOWEVER!!! this time your selected superpower must have absolutely NO practical use in;

. fighting crime
. help with day to day activity
. solving world-wide problems such as world hunger

so basically useless in every way imaginable

for me it would be..... THE POWER TO COMMUNICATE WITH SPIDERS!!!!!

I reject that most of these aren't practical in one way or another, just not particularly.

Anyway I would take the power to stop time, but being unnable to move while stopped, only think. So basically, have the power to think everything over as carefully as I want, or if I'm about to die, drain that shit for as long as I can.

Course that's practical so alternatively...

The power to move and immovable object. Since none exist its completely and utterly useless.

 

[silver wolf009]

The power to blow up any kind of hair or fur. Not really that useful but it would be awesome to just go "Alakapoof!" and every hair on someone head instantly disentegrates.

snipity snip snip

That is an awesome avatar.

 

[Hollock]

the ability to phase through closed doors.
while having this played in the background

 

[escapistrules]

the super awesome ability to talk to food.

me: hey brownie how are you
brownie: oh just fine
Me: hmm, you look delicious
brownie: thanks?
(take bite of brownie)
brownie: OMG!! YOU JUST ATE MY LEGS!!!
me: yeah, they were tasty

 

[El Poncho]

The ability to write funny comic strips but be too scared to show them to anyone so they are left in a cupboard for all eternity!