The Superpower Thread... WITH A TWIST!!!

[rddj623]

The ability to turn any part of my flesh necrotic at will, then turn it normal again.

 

[Uber Evil]

I'm starting to get a little sick of these "WITH A TWIST" threads. Someone done it and it was good the first time, now it's just getting overused.

Thank you for stealing my words.
It's getting very annoying see old threads "with a twist!".

 

[Commander Jack Rankin]

I'd have Reverse Precognition giving me an unerring ability to predict the past.

 

[Sir Thomas Sean Connery]

I would have the ability to instantly switch the contents of salt and pepper shakers. No real benefit to me except for entertaining pranks on people.

 

[HT_Black]

Shapeshifting...but only into common houseplants and mammals/birds that weigh under twenty pounds.

And the ability to tell exactly what I need to say or do to make a given person hate me more than anyone in the entire world.

 

[AssassinJoe]

The ability to turn into a wolf, but only whem I'm sleeping.

 

[Deku-Miguel]

the power, to read anyones hand writing

 

[C95J]

The power to turn off my alarm clock without having to get out of bed.

 

[Polaris19]

The power to make my weight anything I feel like between 150 pounds and 215 pounds.

Useless, but interesting. IT'd be fun to screw with people on a day to day basis...

 

[Magicman10893]

The ability to boil water instantaneously, but only if you take piss in it first.

The ability to memorize pi to 1 millionth digit, but only if you eat 10 whole pies of different flavors in an hour.

The ability to make acorns fall of a tree at will.

The ability to start a fire with your mind, but only directly under your feet, and if you pour lighter fluid from your head to your shoes.

The ability to shit a chicken...

The ability to grow your fingernails and hair at will, but only when there is a full moon out.

The ability to read 1000 words a second, but when activating this power, you can speak 1 word per 10 seconds for the next hour.

 

[l3lazec]

The power to give anything I touch an orgasm

 

[Mr Pantomime]

The ability to see upside down.

 

[Jonluw]

The ability to instantly grow really awesome facial hair.

Edit: Or perhaps to have absolute control over my man-parts.

Too useful. Both of them.

Oh come on. Growing facial hair on command has no practical applications other than making me more satisfied with myself.

And total control over my tackle would only be good for avoiding awkward situations. Which I think is too... abstract, perhaps? To be covered by "not being useful in day to day activities"

 

[C117]

The power to let everyone else read my mind.

Big help THAT would be.

 

[Chronic42]

The ability to shape shift into a solar powered torch.

 

[Shemming]

The abilty to adjust my mental age at will!

 

[Rofl-kamikaze]

The ability to turn into a wolf, but only whem I'm sleeping.

You would want to hope you don't sleepwalk

Anywhoo... my power would be to manufacture and secrete any illegal drug into my system, but only when i'm about to be drug tested.

 

[3aqua]

TO BE ABLE TO FOLD THE VERY DIMENSION OF TIME AND SPACE TO GO WHERE WERE NO MAN HAS GONE BEFORE THE PAST!!! (only to last tuesday) or the ability to read my mind

 

[jaing1138]

Observing alternate realitiess would be cool.

 

[Arkhangelsk]

Spoiler: I suppose this is out of the question, then

What is that from?

OT: The ability to grow my toenails faster.