The thread derailment thread.

[Barbas]

Does anyone here want me to talk about Jesus?

Did, ah, did you say "cheeses"?

 

[Barbas]

Honestly I feel like pizza with just cheese is a perfectly acceptable pizza. I'm not sure why everyone is always up in arms about it.

It's a good pizza, but it's gotta be mozzarella. Mozzarella's even better than Edam sometimes. I could just roll a pizza like that up and eat it like a sub sandwich. Much nicer than Subway. Ever been on the subway? I saw a couple shrieking at each-other on the subway once.

 

[VanQ]

Does anyone here want me to talk about Jesus?

I heard he's bigger than sliced bread. I mean literally, the guy was supposedly 6ft tall. How can bread compete with that? Nerf Jesus.

 

[Silence]

I like subways. Although not that much if they are full of people. But it's still much better than a bus.

 

[SirDerpy]

I like subways. Although not that much if they are full of people. But it's still much better than a bus.

Yeah, screw public transit. I was in China this one time, and I was riding the bus, and all of a sudden it started raining and the city washed away in a flood. It was cold and wet that day.

Thanks, Obama.

 

[Barbas]

Obama? Now there's a name I've not heard in a long, long time. Not since the Clone Wars, I'd wager. Were you there at the Clone Wars? Oh, we had some laughs!

 

[Rabbitboy]

Oh yes we laughed. And then I cried when I realized everything I ever did is insignificant when compared with the rest of the universe.

 

[Barbas]

The universe is a silly place. Steven Hawking said that. He also said something about tangerines in that dream I had last night. Or was that papayas?

 

[Headsprouter]

Did I tell you about the origin of this avatar? The full image was drawn by a not-often seen user by the name of Pinky. That was nice of her. I know Barbas had an avatar made by a user, but he changed it after a month or so because he's an ungrateful wankah (insert shots fired gif here), where I've probably had this for close to year, now...gratitude intensifies, am I right? Hahaha...

Water is the wellspring of life.

 

[Barbas]

Life? That's like my favourite magazine. I love magazines!

 

[Headsprouter]

We should all go to reddit.

 

[Barbas]

Reddit? I hear it's full of little men with antennae on their heads. Can't trust 'em; they can pick up all your radio transmissions. Just like the raptor people down the lane, past the butcher's and the bumper cars.