the ^ < V game

[Barbas]

^ *Takes envelope*.

< *Drops envelope*.

v Darn.

 

[Fijiman]

^ You have failed me for the last time.

< *Force chokes Barbas*

V Anyone want a free dead guy?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ I know a bloke called Dr Stein up the street

< Give dead baby man to the Doctor

V More cake, less dead

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Sounds good. *rolls dice to cut cake*

< *critical fail, cuts hand off*

V Darn.

 

[Fijiman]

^ Not big surprise.

< Waiting in line to pay bills.

V Having fun not paying bills at the moment.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Yes.

< Look what the cat dragged in! [http://th09.deviantart.net/fs71/PRE/i/2014/246/a/c/img_1811_1__by_headsprouter-d7xtbj3.jpg] Literally. My cat brought home a peacock butterfly. It's too beat up to fly anymore.

V Pretty tho.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

^ Nothing is as pretty as this


< Ponders what this "shame" is

V Where are they taking the hobbit?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ ...Isengard?

< The cat has been on quite the hunting expedition, today. Brought home a dead rat, too. Thankfully not into the house, though.

V You fink so m8?

 

[SirDerpy]

^ 'ell yeh m8.

< So much work.

v It's more fun to slack off though.

 

[Barbas]

^ To whack off is even more fun.

< It's not as much fun as smacking off, though.

v Flak off!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

^ The planes are too fast, though

< And I've forgotten my glasses

V Will have to replace them with horseshoe crabs

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Now you can't see

< Beans on Roast

V You got soup on my suit

 

[TheRiddler]

^ You got suit on my soup.
< I am Groot (god, that movie was fun).
V Pick a card, any card...

 

[Barbas]

^ The Queen of Clubs.

< *Inspects*.

v It's the right card. What's yours say?

 

[EilaliE]

^ "Wrong thread."

< Yes, it does say that.

v Oops, I did it again.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Clumsy git.

< I have something very special in my clipboard.

V It's just me, Gabe Newell!

 

[Barbas]

^ Uh-huh. Do you, uh...wanna be a Beatle?

< Uh, yes. Aye...do.

v *Shitposting intensifies*.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ desu

< *generic reality tv music*

V Is that a script?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Rehearsal makes perfect

< It is but the blink of an eye

V $400,000 Schet Sandvich

 

[Fijiman]

^ No.

< ...

V NEXT!