the ^ < V game

[Fijiman]

^ Getting my ass kicked because my teammates don't know what the fuck they're doing

< Wishes he could get some help.

V Is not good to go.

 

[Twintix]

^ Haha! You were ninja'd! That's all I needed! Now I'm good to go!

< Yeah...but where am I going?

V Hey you! Let me see your map!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

^ Maps are for losers

< I got a compass in my brain

v Is wildly jealous of me

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Oh yeah? I got Apple maps in my brain.

< ...Totally jealous.

v Mmmm...jelly...

 

[Barbas]

^ No, I'm a wizard.

< *Wizarding*.

v I can't alchemy right. Here, you take this unstable flask of goopy green stuff.

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

^ This is what you get for sleeping through classes

< Now I have a philosopher's stone

v And I'll use it to turn you into gold

 

[SirDerpy]

^ *Gold*

< *Still Gold*

v *You only get a silver medal. How do you feel about that?*

 

[Twintix]

^ Aw myaaan! And I tried so hard...

< How could this happen to meeee~ [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZQ7oqmikZDQ]

V Oh, sorry! I didn't see you there!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

^ Crushed muh tiny bones with monster feet

< Will never dance again

v You! Dance in my stead!

 

[SirDerpy]

^ I dance for no one.

< That may have to do with my lack of dancing ability.

v Professional dance teacher?

 

[Headsprouter]

^ ...

< ...

V Mechanic?

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

^ No, Aristotelian

< Has made the bad joke

v Has spiders living in their gallbladder

 

[Fijiman]

^ Fool, I don't have a gallbladder.

< Is hungry.

V Spaced out on Skittles.

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Mmm...

< Skittles.....

v TASTE THE RAINBOW, BEYATCH!

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

^ OH GOD IT HURTS! IT HUUUUURRRTTTTSSS!

< Has been rendered liquid by the rainbow

v Will be my bucket caddy from now on

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Go find a walrus.

< *ape sounds*

V Hit 'em with a thundershock!

 

[SirDerpy]

^ Ouch, mate, tha-

< *Paralyzed*

v *Begs for help with eyes*

 

[Headsprouter]

^ No! You're making my heart grow three sizes!

< *cardiac arrest*

V *twitching*

 

[Last of the Chinchillas]

^ No. You sleep in the bed you made.

< Is a heartless monster

v Care to be an organ donor?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Nope.

< *rocket chairs away*

V I have a rocket chair now.