the ^ < V game

[UltraDeth]

^ With beef thumbscrews

< That shit was in there for weeks

V Rock, paper, knoife

 

[FPLOON]

^ You sunk my battleship!
< RNG?
v And we'll have the best night ever...

 

[tilmoph]

^ I'll bring the goat!
< The goat can book the hotel room.
v You're in charge of hooking up the webcam.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Sure! I can do that!

< I'm a can opener!

v I'll pry you open!

 

[Dalek Caan]

^ Plz no.

< 2scary4me.

V Halp.

 

[Headsprouter]

^ I will save you from that fiendish maniac!

< Take that, other personality! And that! And some of this!

v My face hurts. :*<

 

[Fijiman]

^ Sorry about that.

< Listing to... something.

V How often does RNG screw you over?

 

[FPLOON]

^ Enough that my nickname is "Bottom *****"...
< *shakes fist* RNG!
v Do "Dey" know?

 

[Fijiman]

^ Dey is a *****.

< Nuf said.

V *stares at the thing behind you*

 

[FPLOON]

^ Nice try, Brimley... I know it's you right behind-
< *gets backstabbed by the thing*
v I thought I was Kurt Russell in this scene! Right?

 

[UltraDeth]

^ Where did we keep the flamethrowers?!

< I will crawl into my ass

V You Died. Again. Would you like to move weakly easy mode? Souls collected are increased, you don't lose health when you die and enemies are weaker

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Do I look like a casual to you?

< HOE is hard.

v Anagrams.

 

[Dalek Caan]

^ Metaphor.

< Drunk.

V Batman!

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Not quite!

< Acronyms!

v Simile!

 

[FPLOON]

^ Excitement!
< Cameo!
v Cinemasins!

 

[UltraDeth]

^ So called play-on words

< Let's play god

V You daft c**t! It's Shoopy-doopy-woo, not Shum-shum-dooba

 

[Headsprouter]

^ Oy...oh wait, you're from the UK.

< Everybody's a **** 'round here.

v Pretty much king ****.

 

[Dalek Caan]

^ You feckin ****.

< I'm English/Irish. Engrish!

V If you read "Engrish" and you thought it in an Chinese/Japanese voice, don't worry, your not too much of a racist.

 

[tilmoph]

^ Oh good. That would make Polandball akward to read
< REMOVE OLIGARCHS!
v xaxaxaxaxaxa I trick you! Is no time for tears now; only Rossiya!

 

[Fijiman]

^ The hell are you going on about?

< Listening to ELO album.

V Is questioning the existence of pots.