The Week in Review - Armored Desserts and Golden Wrenches

[Logan Westbrook]

The Week in Review - Armored Desserts and Golden Wrenches

On this week's edition: Team Fortress 2's engineer gets a new toy, the dynamic duo battle biology, and scientists trade Kevlar for custard.

Science Produces Custard Armor

A select group of engineers in Team Fortress 2 have learned the ancient art of alchemy. They gained the ability to turn the most base of materials - enemy players - into exquisite golden statues by bludgeoning them with a magical wrench. Only five golden wrenches were supposed to be handed out, but a bug meant that a few more than that slipped through the net. (link [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/news/view/101872-TF2-Update-The-Engineer-With-the-Golden-Wrench])



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[slowpoke999]

Golden wrenches and Armour made of custard, what crazy material will mundane objects be made of next? Diamond shoes and clothes made out of Jello?

 

[Megacherv]

Wow, you're up for work early.

I'm mainly pissed off that there were only 100 golden wrenches. I would've tried to get the last one, but I fell asleep and the las one was found after I woke up 20 minutes later.

 

[The Rascal King]

I would like a fireproof suit made out of cookie dough. That way, if anyone decides to use the outdated flamethrower on me, not only will I be safe, I would have a delicious treat to munch on once the battle is over. Get on this, Britain

 

[Dragon_of_red]

"Haha! You will never defeat me! I am wearing custard!"

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Now that just sounds silly...

 

[sephiroth1991]

"Haha! You will never defeat me! I am wearing custard!"

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Now that just sounds silly...

Not as silly as Bullet Proof Pizza

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[Dragon_of_red]

"Haha! You will never defeat me! I am wearing custard!"

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Now that just sounds silly...

Not as silly as Bullet Proof Pizza

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Also not as delicous...

 

[oppp7]

Uh, you do realize the entire Engineer update was released, not just wrenches?

 

[Jared]

Dragon Age 2 has me totally excited and I cant wait!!! Going to be epic coolness!

And...yay for custard saving lives! We just need Jam Tart Helmets now!

 

[WrongSprite]

Voters will get to chose the recipient's hair, clothing, tattoos and piercings, although those last two must surely be temporary.

Piercings are always temporary
Just thought I'd add that, common misconception that we can't just take them out.