Last night, I had a dream where I pretended to have sex with what looked like a big glob of goo with a beak.
What was the weirdest dream you've ever had?
What was the weirdest dream you've ever had?
THE WEIRDEST DREAM YOU'VE EVER HAD
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I don't usually remember my dreams, if indeed I dream at all. So I can't really say. However, your dream is completely crazy, you're obviously a 6' tall raging psychopathic sexual deviant who must be put down at all costs...
j/k, you're probably not 6' tall... ;P
j/k, you're probably not 6' tall... ;P
I have strange dreams nightly, they are quite a common occurrence to me.
Anyway, the other night I was in some sort of CoD situation single handedly taking out an army of terrorists trying to bomb something I was protecting.
I felt really tired when I woke up, wonder why that was? Lol
Anyway, the other night I was in some sort of CoD situation single handedly taking out an army of terrorists trying to bomb something I was protecting.
I felt really tired when I woke up, wonder why that was? Lol
Was in a huge indoor swimming pool with slides and everything. Somebody fires a gun at me so I run through a door and realise that the pool was actually one carriage of a train. In the next carriage is a bar. A table in the corner (made of green jelly) has a mysterious woman sitting at it. An american couple at the bar tell me that the woman has been spreading some terrible rumours about me.
Then I wake up.
Then I wake up.
Dreamt I was a raindrop on a window once. Inside a circus tent with a rollercoaster.
That was a bit weird.
That was a bit weird.
Why yes, I think I had one. Let me remember...
Oh yeah, it was right HERE [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.249545-Really-REALLY-weird-dreams], in the thread I posted about weird dreams.
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Oh yeah, it was right HERE [http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.249545-Really-REALLY-weird-dreams], in the thread I posted about weird dreams.
Search bar. Use it.
I'm running through the rooftops of a random city, I never know the name, and there happens to be lot's of skyscrapers around, which is what I'm running on) There a a few people running alongside me, probably friends but I never noticed their faces, and am apparantely being chased by a helicopter.
This continues for a while until I run out of Skyscrapers to jump to, a lot of Helicopters are chasing me now.
All of the people I was running in are now of the floor, telling me to come down, to which I jump off and hit the floor, dieing as I do.
Then I wake up.
I've had a few that went through similiar ways, but that was the one that sprung to mind.
This continues for a while until I run out of Skyscrapers to jump to, a lot of Helicopters are chasing me now.
All of the people I was running in are now of the floor, telling me to come down, to which I jump off and hit the floor, dieing as I do.
Then I wake up.
I've had a few that went through similiar ways, but that was the one that sprung to mind.
The most non-sensical dream I ever had was basically about how I had spider-man's powers and I used them to steal cake from children. Pretty sure I didn't even want it, I was just doing it to be a jerk.
Phew, I can barely see the forest for the sarcasm.Bernzz said:
I was having sex with Yvonne Strahovski while my gf was dusting the apartment dressed as a french maid. And then we were all in space...
I know, it's weird how this hasn't come true yet!
I know, it's weird how this hasn't come true yet!
After having sex with Jessica Simpson I got into a car accident. The people I hit were peanuts. It was also raining grapes.
I can't make it out.
I can't make it out.