The Wierdest Newspaer-headlines you've ever seen.

[Athinira]

Two days ago in Denmark, an old sports-arena build in 1938 burned out just before a major sex-oriented event was about to happen for the next 5 days. Noone was hurt in the fire, but the entire stockpile of sextoys/movies etc. which was already placed inside the building burned down. Later the same day, one of the biggest newspapers in Denmark (Ekstra Bladet) had this as their headline:
"Astrolog: Dildo-fire is the punishment of the gods".

I almost spat out my juice all over my computer, but it did inspire me to create this thread. So basically, what's the strangest headline you've ever seen in a big-time newspaper?

 

[SckizoBoy]

Legg Heads Arms Body

Weird enough for you?

 

[Crises^]

pubs riddled with cocaine

This was a survey done on the 19 pubs in my local town bray 18 tested postive for cocaine use in the toilets.

 

[Nikolaz72]

Fox shoots hunter.

No im serious. And I bet the fox was quite serious about it aswell.

 

[Alduin Silas]

One journalist did rather well. A football game between the favourites, Celtic, and the underdogs, Super Caley, in the UK for the final. Caley won the game by some kind of miracle, and the next day's paper read:
"Super Caley go ballistic, Celtic are atrocious."
If you don't get the humour, read it out loud, at speed.

 

[RaphaelsRedemption]

Isn't there a classic? A deranged man breaks free from a mental institution and rapes a woman in the laundry before running for it.

The headline?

"Nut Screws Washer and Bolts".

 

[lobster1077]

"Criminal mastermind steals urinal"

 

[Athinira]

Isn't there a classic? A deranged man breaks free from a mental institution and rapes a woman in the laundry before running for it.

The headline?

"Nut Screws Washer and Bolts".

Okay I'll admit you have me there.

That journalist has an evil sense of humor :<

 

[BiscuitWheels]

"Gordon Ramsay Sex Dwarf Eaten By Badger"

 

[LobsterFeng]

Not the weirdest, but definitely the dumbest I've seen: "50/50 Chance That Found Body Is [person that has been missing for some time]" And I just sat there thinking "well no duh, it either is her body or it isn't."

 

[Melon Hunter]

When Brazilian defender Argelico Fucks transferred to Benfica in 2001, Eurosport.com went with the headline 'Fucks off to Benfica'.