The Worst Invention Ever

[Happyfork]

No invention is a bad invention because one day that invention may be needed , even the dvd rewinder(lol) it might be a 1 to 1 million chance but a 1 to 1 million chance happens 9 times out of 10.(cookies are on the table waiting for you.)

Hello, soulmate.

Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's a Discworld reference, is it not?

 

[Knife-28]

Religion and a battery powered battery remover.

 

[Danpascooch]

wii darts, wii bowling ball and the joke tazer that shoots at the holder

.....WHY!?

The Joke Tazer sounds evil yet an awesome joke.

Yeah nothing is funnier than having someone who is desperatly trying to defend themselves against a mugger instead get shocked and fall to the ground convulsing as the criminal helps himself to their stuff and then probably stabs them.

Still sound funny to give someone a fake self defense weapon?

Hey maybe we should give our cops fake guns, that would be REALLY funny

Yes it still sounds hilarious.

Wow, I never would have guessed you could be so stupid, you sure showed me

congratulations!

 

[Twilight_guy]

War. Man invented war and wrote the patent in his own blood.

 

[Kiutu]

Hate.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

War. Man invented war and wrote the patent in his own blood.

Actually, Man did not invent war.
Wolf clans war amongst each other, so do chimpanzees. It's part of the nature of some animals.

 

[Kiutu]

skinny jeans
pop music(Now not old school)
Snuggie(hurts to type that)
and 4kids tv

Whats wrong with Skinny jeans? Im curious.

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I gotta say the Tiddy bear (yes that's it's name, youtube it)

Ooooh This seat belt strap it hurts so much! If I only had a small bear like cushion to help me...

 

[Woodsey]

The Rotary Dildo.

Works for me alright.

 

[The Kangaroo]

Then of course, there is wireconductors for electricity. Just imagine if Nikolai Tesla got his way? We wouldn't need outlets or sockets, our stuff could be powered by electricity in the air!

*sighhhh* Tesla is so dreaaaamy.
Ahem.
Going to have to go with TV. And then MTV. If you've ever seen Sweet 16, I implore you to NEVER tune into MTV because there's even the tiniest chance you might see that...that...monstrosity.

Agreed, he is dreamy but that's beside the point, SS16 is nice to make me feel superior to all of them

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Advertising.

 

[WafflesandBacon]

skinny jeans
pop music(Now not old school)
Snuggie(hurts to type that)
and 4kids tv

Whats wrong with Skinny jeans? Im curious.

well just think it's a guy with tighter jeans than a girl

 

[peduncle]

SLICED BREAD!

 

[LackingSanity]

I don't know if anyone has mentioned this yet, but it's definitely got to be the bladder buddy.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdUMy9HzdWo

 

[Twilight_guy]

War. Man invented war and wrote the patent in his own blood.

Actually, Man did not invent war.
Wolf clans war amongst each other, so do chimpanzees. It's part of the nature of some animals.

War. Man invented war and wrote the patent in his own blood.

Actually, Man did not invent war.
Wolf clans war amongst each other, so do chimpanzees. It's part of the nature of some animals.

Animals fight for dominance and resources, expect wolverines because there dicks, man's version of war involves individual exploration and profit for excess and additional resources. It also involves non participate parties who profit off of it. Man's war is more complex then the fights and dealings of animals. I'd say it qualifies as a different invention.

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

The Internet

It sucks away your life, turns you into a social reject, distracts you with endless porn, is full of guys pretendig to be girls, disturbs you beyond help (see /b/) and even after all this you keep coming back for more.

Bloody Brilliant way to kil your chance of a life though.
I haven't really experienced most of those things (Though my bro did show me /b/ -shudders-) so i'm just goin with a joke reply here.

On a serious note I would have to say the Urinal with arms, I don't have the pic sadly but my brother does.

 

[Deleted]

Twitter, as soon as they start charging people. Which they will.

And welcome to the Escapist!

Agreed. Hell, even now.

Hey, the makers know people (by people I mean the average 15 to 25 idiot). They like to talk about themselves. Soon there will be an iPhone app that updates your status with "ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME ME" from anywhere! Shit I need to get on that.

 

[The_ModeRazor]

War. Man invented war and wrote the patent in his own blood.

Actually, Man did not invent war.
Wolf clans war amongst each other, so do chimpanzees. It's part of the nature of some animals.

War. Man invented war and wrote the patent in his own blood.

Actually, Man did not invent war.
Wolf clans war amongst each other, so do chimpanzees. It's part of the nature of some animals.

Animals fight for dominance and resources, expect wolverines because there dicks, man's version of war involves individual exploration and profit for excess and additional resources. It also involves non participate parties who profit off of it. Man's war is more complex then the fights and dealings of animals. I'd say it qualifies as a different invention.

Humans are usually more complex thatn animals.
It's obvious that our wars are more complex too.
And chimpanzees don't really fight for recources or dominance (not always anyway), they're just being dicks. Like them humans.

 

[Kimarous]

 

[Tommy.223]

An ejector seat on a helicopter.
Or emo.

the ejector seat on a choppa is a great idea if someone keeps backseat flying. maybe you need a dejector seat?

actually i believe some helicopters do(or they tested them) have ejector seats they go forward or down and one of my older friends who flew in vietnam flew a plane, i want to say an E-6, that had downward ejector seats. once when he was going down(he got shot down twice) his co-pilot panicked and ejected when they were too close to the ground.